the world's deadliest newborn fawn

vic + he/him + committing blasphemies against canon is my hobby + over a decade of service in the danzo apologist forces

[narutoheretic]

I just want to tell you it your fault that I am now desperately searching for Danzo redemption /root shenanigans fics. You've ruined me for generic hur hur Danzo is deluded and evil lets kill him and have everything be fixed fics. Thank you, keep up the good work

I hope you don’t mind me answering this publicly because I’m just, so delighted. I wanna put this on my testimonials page, if I had one. all i ever hope for in life is to give other people the same difficulty with reading large swathes of Naruto fic. I am joyous in having passed on my curse, but also sympathize. welcome 2 the pit

and re: your other question about danzo fic recs (so you know I actually got it) it might take a couple days cause there’s... so very little but i’m seeing what I can scrape together!

[keepyourpantsongohan]

I am losing my mind over this sign that Yamato puts in the house he makes for the Tenchi Bridge mission:

When, between the spying, the threatening, the bribing, and the trying to defuse tension, did he take the time to write this out

The multiple ink colours. He really is prepared for everything 

Why is it the ONLY piece of furniture or decoration in this house

“You don’t need a chair or a table or anything but I want you to feel welcome”

The skylight is a hilarious touch. He does not care who finds this house. It has a Konoha symbol over the entrance and their team name in a lighted sign outside their room. The CONFIDENCE in this act

[an-b-u]

miss the body horror of early naruto... kimimaro's own bones protruding from his body, ripping them out at will; Ukon fusing with Kiba to kill him, at the cellular level, destroying him from the inside; Orochimaru killing people and stealing their faces.... what the hell

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

true love for The Character shows itself when you imagine them suicidal with grief

[illumonate]

when I point at a morally questionable woman and say “I would trust her with my life” the point is not “everyone chill out she’s trustworthy.” the point is I’m Gay and don’t care very much for my own safety

[1sovereign-deactivated20251229]

i have 1000 year old rage in my stupid sexy body

[theoppositeofprofound]

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

[honey-dreadful]

a platoon of child soldiers can be a family

[zillychu]

I am, if nothing else, a slut for The Implications

[zillychu]

You want to create a series primed for optimal transformative work? Leave the most burning questions unanswered but drop just one or two really disconcerting stray bits of dialogue. Make the setting campy with just a few Troubling Coincidences no one fully addresses. Let the audience catch a few worms but keep a forest of barren hooks looming ominously in the distance. Give the fans a sandbox and fill it with landmines.

[earthgrudgefear]

wow the stars really are beautiful tonight.... you know who else is beautiful? kisame hoshigaki

[earthgrudgefear]

[savethelifeofmychild]

sorry that i wanna have sex theres something wrong with me

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[super-ion]

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

[narcissistcookbook]

fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now

[wizardarchetypes]

while you were studying the blade, i was studying the common flowering trees and shrubs of the eastern deciduous forest. i think maybe we could combine this knowledge somehow

[mesopelagic]

time sensitive question how flirt boy

[mesopelagic]

thanks guys

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[miiilowo]

i have got to stop hyperfixating on homocidal 50+ year old men

[narutoheretic]

The best part about the time travel fic is seeing all your heresies come into existence

It is both kind of weird and a lot of fun to be finally putting down... so many headcanons/personal canon changes into an actual story instead of them just living in my head, lol, so I'm glad you're enjoying them!