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listen. i love u but im taking ur bastard awful man and im running. its whimsy makes bad decisions bc theyre GAY and their friends keep making hot evil men hours -whimsy
Whimsy, as one of those friends, I beg you to at least aspire to being allowed outdoors ever, or to talk, or to be, I dunno, allowed to see literally anyone else.
Whimsy deserves only high-quality whump.
SHITFUCKBITCH I ASKED IF I HAD SENT A MESSAGE AND THEN FORGOT TO CHECK IF U HAD ANSWERED THE MESSAGE ABOUT IT anyways hell fuckin YEAH lindsey hell YEAH YOU GO!!!!! fuckin. YEAH! your writing is top got damn notch and i love the gals so bad... rip in fuck zachary!!!!! also cat speaking spanish??? (chefs kiss) oo. oooh. ooOOooh. fuckin yEAH. im buck wild for these babies!!!!!! -whimsy
Whimsy continues to be Lindsey’s most feral fan, which is valid because Lindsey herself is barely tamed.
On the subject of Cat. she speaks fluent Spanish. (I don’t so any mistakes are mine!) Decades ago, her father bought a holiday home in Spain and met her madre while there. She spent a lot of time there as a child, mostly during the winter. She still talks to a couple of old friends who are Spanish natives, but mostly by the point of the Zachary drabbles, she only speaks it to wind him up.
She wishes Lindsey knew Spanish so they could chat in front of whumpees, but Lindsey couldn’t get the hang of it. Lindsey herself speaks English and a very small amount of Hebrew that, since her Bat Mitzvah, she’s been working very hard to replace in her brain with knife facts.
questions for. science and no other reasons. does lindsey have dimples and what are her fave outfits. thamk u for the Murder Wife she is a murderly gift to the world and i love her and u -whimsy
Of course Lindsey has dimples, can you imagine a Lindsey without dimples???
Murder Wife likes to wear:
- Slacks/jeans and a jumper/hoodie for walking Matilda around 7am each morning.
- Dungarees/overalls for knocking about the house and working on captives.
- Midi skirts and crop tops in hot weather.
- A full-length black coat with a faux-fur collar when she’s dressing up.
DID MY MESSAGE ABOUT BEING MASSIVELY IN LOVE WITH LINDSEY SEND OR MUST I REGALE YOU AGAIN -whimsy
I’M SORRY IT’S GONE D:
