#whisky dick

[indouscurse]

ALISTAIR NO

[lareina-victoria]

Lol boys are weak as hell

[vistaideasplaylist]

Whisky Dick “If You Loved Me”

Featuring Vista Ideas Sales Account Exec Todd Labounty.

— Anon

[sundaydrivedigest]

"I don’t get dressed before I walk into the yard. What I’ve got in my shorts alarms the neighbours but it’s not a huge deal."

When all you’ve got is trash, everyone’s heinous. These stories are a way of framing lives through garbage. About writing the people behind bedbug couches, busted through televisions, and slimy Penthouse stacks. About realizing we’ve been baptized in the eternal fountain of filth. These are stories about trash and trashy people.

  It’s Monday and I’ve got the day off. Birds are somewhere. My…

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[rapgameebert]

Spooky Black- Dj Khaled is my father 

[cicaklah]

K: oh my god, I learnt a terrible new sex related word the other day

K: I dunno why people obsess over labelling the most ridic things

me: What is it? I'm thinking something inserted into something

K: Roping: when a guy is spent and flaccid, and still tries to put it in anyway

me: HAHAHAAH

me: THAT IS MY SEX LIFE

me: THIS IS GREAT

K: now you know what to call it

me: omg dude stop roping me

me: dude your fingers are still erect *hint coin*

K: use the force luke

me: THE FORCE IS KINDA LIMP WITH THIS ONE

[anastaciabeaverhousen]

my creyz coz i'm totally just in need of some good, consistant conversation. i feel like i have no one ever to talk to bleh. its just silly thoughts but still ...