#whisperedverse

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

a little offense

the ladies of tumblr write better sexetry than the men seriously guys, you suck cock when it comes to sexetry well, except for whisperedverse and desayunogratis but... I know their secret they're women (hot lipstick lesbians) this has been an unsubstantiated rumor seriously guys, step up your game top this or this FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! This has been a slutty shout out and a call to arms or other apendages! I feel like this needs to be a day for sacrificing new followers, especially the cutesy little girls who love Jesus. I mean what the fuck? Why are you following me? Do you even know who I am? I am Satan! Look it up: Genesis: 69:42-69

[mikefrawley]

My Tumblr Crushes:

dontcryitsonlymike (11%)

lzlabs (5%)

mimikova (5%)

whisperedverse (4%)

sanddollarpoems (4%)

elzaro (4%)

maza-dohta (4%)

ladymycroft (4%)

plumsandberries (4%)

My Sunday Morning Sunshine. Some lovely souls and excellent writers. Love Mike <3

[aclockworkplum]

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Perhaps youre underestimating my ability to teach? Darling, if I can get some of these kids speaking English, Im sure I can get you ordering vodka in Polish. ;)

Fair point.

davidwduffy replied your post Attila.

I claim 137%.

You're greedy! (And it's a good thing you aren't supposed to teach me math, dearest.)

whisperedverse replied your post Im just going to go ahead and post this, because *dies*

[grinning]

*blushes*

mslabyrinth replied your post Another example of my excellent life choices.

it happens to the best of us.

I mean, if it happens to you, too... :)

unbearablysharp replied your post Another example of my excellent life choices.

Sounds like you need a trip to, say, New Zealand. It is the adventure capital of the world after all.

All I need is you. 

heysnap replied your post 21 days.

excellent.

Thanks, dear.

epea-pteroenta replied your post Fine.

Would it be a waste if that was just what he needed to hear?

At this point, I give zero fucks about what he needs to hear. (It feels so good to say that.)

elleideegenevieve replied your post Victim.

Witty you! Love it

<3 You could not be any sweeter, I swear.

epea-pteroenta replied your post Um.

Your future is unwritten. What greater freedom is there?

But what if I really needed to know my lucky numbers? Or the one Chinese word it was going to teach me?

 tooflytorecognize replied your post Oh, hi tornado. *sigh*

kharma.

Totally. 

calamityxjane replied your post Oh, hi tornado. *sigh*

#michiganproblems

IT IS HOW MANY DAYS PAST BOAT LAUNCH AND WE ARE NOT ON A BOAT. This is unacceptable. 

sunalwaysshining replied your post Escapism.

Love this <3 :)

Thanks, dear.

tooflytorecognize replied your post Because.

Okay.

When I'm grumpier today than I was yesterday, I'm telling everyone I had your permission to stay up past my bedtime. 

[aclockworkplum]

Your place among my favorites is secured. Wonderful words. Thank you for sharing them.

I'm just going to go ahead and post this, because *dies*