"It is quite lonely here all alone"
"It is a pleasure to have you here with me young child, here have some cookies and tea during your stay and don't worry I will have you back home whenever you wish, but it would be nice if you come back every now and then"
The Library (master list)/
My duck @pale-value
"Want me to write something? Of course but there are some things I am comfortable with and uncomfortable writing about, and all you need to know is that I would like things to stay child-friendly... but there could be some exceptions, and I will add a small warning to let you know"
"And keep in mind that other children might arrive, some may not be old enough for some work so we might want to keep them away from those and try not to create unnecessary arguments"