#whitmanic

[boeing747]

whitmanic replied to your post: wait actually………. if i am able to grow a beard in...

Freddie mercury did this

okay and i am GENUINELY Not joking here freddie mercury literally makes me feel SO much better about my face and my teeth dude

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

music opinion: im listening to classical gas right now and well i just think more people should listen to it more often

[carrionkid]

@whitmanic replied to your post “@dylanmthomas replied to your post “maybe for 2020 i should take...”

Love a evil matt

he works for the empire in surveillance bc he’s just. misguidedly faithful in the idea that The System Is Always Right and he’s upholding order and the law. he’s force sensitive but not in lieu of the super senses, in lieu of the catholicism bc i think that’s FUNNY. he’s still got his vigilante thing going on bc he uses the information he gets from surveillance to decide who to Stop because they’re A Threat To Justice. 

since he’s force sensitive he has an UNCANNY knack for picking out moles and people who aren’t supposed to be there. he does NOT have a light saber or anything, he’s just fucking bludgeoning people with billy clubs, sometimes while on the clock.

bullseye gets hired to kill him because he’s wildly inconvenient to the rebels but ultimately fails when matt telepathically pins him down and pulls off his helmet and slices his face up for funsies.

and then bullseye decides he’s gonna hunt this guy down and kill him for realsies this time except the empire fell in the meantime so now he’s just taking ANY job with empire connections and hoping he’ll get to kill the guy who fucked him up emotionally by doing that.

[boeing747]

whitmanic replied to your post: im a nightmare to be friends with by the way

KDKDKDKDKDKD STOP BUYING THREE IN ONE SHAMPOOS

im being oppressed michael stop being a transphobe 

[boeing747]

whitmanic replied to your post: wow turns out im angry today

I responded all nice as you deleted it LOL

lmao yeah im sorry it was just like 100% a vague and i realized its like, barely noon in america so its a bad idea bc no one else is posting rn 

[boeing747]

whitmanic replied to your post: who the fuck is this percy jackson dude

my friend

oh thats nice! 

[boeing747]

whitmanic replied to your post: knife boy has always been my “this is genuinely a...

And yet I love him. Curious

hes one of those characters where its like “in the morality of that universe this is fine” even though technically hes in the “real world” hahaha

[boeing747]

whitmanic replied to your post: your girlfriend is a boy in jorts and he just...

Me for real down to the “Your girlfriend is a boy”. Part

yes except in this specific narrative you are shorter than the “you” character presented in the narration