first time is always the weirdest
um how do i do this? um i have no idea so I’m just going to curse...FUCK,SHIT,BITCH,
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first time is always the weirdest
um how do i do this? um i have no idea so I’m just going to curse...FUCK,SHIT,BITCH,
Meanwhile, #TBT to last Wednesday when I spent the night with some of my favorite people (yes, that includes you @vero_v6 😚) watching the queen do her thing. Thank you again for the very unexpected and hectic birthday present but it was completely worth everything. 😘👑🐝🍋 @b_coronado @cbrod79 <333 #FormationWorldTour #ItCountsAsASportIfItsInDodgerStadiumRight #BeyoncéWithBianca #Bab3 #MaggieAndSaroyaTurnUp #HoldUp #Sorry #IAintThinkingBoutYou #WhoDaFuck #GottaLearnHerMovesForStrolls #WhereDidWeParkDoe (at Dodger Stadium)
#WHODAFUCK #HOWDAFUCK #WHEREINDEEFUCK .......
Yo you ever randomly start following someone...
Like you don't recognize the url... then you got to their blog and its like
WHODAFUCK?
I DON'T KNOW YOU MANNNN!!!
Why the fuck Tumblr be tryna be assign me and shit...
So I’m eating a pickle at work and my manager comes into the break room, sniffs the air and goes “is that a Vlasic?” YES IT WAS BUT WHO THE HELL KNOWS PICKLE BRANDS BY SMELL.
You know, disappearing for elongated periods of time without so much as a word to your boyfriend is considered 'Standing someone up'.
What?
I think you got the wrong guy kid...
Think ur pimpin?.. dis fool got a lake (not a pond.. a MF LAKE!!) w/ a boat & dock. Goddamn. #ballin #winning #bigpimpin #whodafuck