My Valentine's Surprise!
My friends and I are anti-Valentine's Day, so every year we hang out at my house and listen to One Direction, watch Avatar: The Last Airbender, and pig out on Goldfish/children. No boys allowed! But this year, everything changed. On February 13, I met the guy of my dreams. He looks just like Louis Tomlinson and smells like roses. On top of that? He loves Little Mix almost as much as I do. He asked me out for a romantic V-Day date to see The Bourne Identity. After thinking about it for 7 years, I decided to bail on my friends. Our date was absolutely perfect. He even surprised me with a new dildo collection!











