Skelebro content I need to see 2: The reckoning
(sequel to this:https://birdsareblooming.tumblr.com/post/180362053053/skelebro-content-i-need-to-see )
Sans is certified to marry people
Papyrus was homeschooled and therefore has read the entirety of Les miserables, The Illiad and the Oddessy, and animal farm.
Sans is also a certified exorcist. Papyrus got kinda mad that Sans went to Exorcist camp without him so Sans promised to make Papyrus his “apprentice” so that if hey ever exorcise someone Papyrus can be the one to hold the possessed down while Sans squirts holy water at them out of a squirt gun.
No one ever told Papyrus that the Illiad and the Oddessy were not fully historical.
Neither of them like talking about their background, so if anyone asks them they just say they grew up on a tomato farm.
Sans plays Earthbound in his spare time.
Papyrus was a really creepy child. Like, he’s be normal and peppy and stuff most of the time, but he’d also watch the tv fuzz and tell Sans to quiet down so he could hear the singing. Probably drew creepy pictures.
Sans Does have a medical degree but no one knows where he got it or if it’s even legit.
They both have pretty weird dreams, but not even about resets or anything. Like they both are always fully aware while sleeping.
When they’re feeling sad they sit and play Mario Party together
Papyrus also has a medical degree.
Paps had an imaginary friend as a kid and Sans didn’t worry about it until he found out Pap’s imaginary friend has the same name and characteristics as his old imaginary friend.
They share a Minecraft realm but Papyrus does all the work while Sans just chills in a dirt hut with 5 raw meat, a wooden hoe and a kidnapped villager named Fox Mulder.
Papyrus cannot sing. The best he can do is talk sing, but he puts in so much effort that no one cares. Sans however, can legitimently sing well, he just doesn’t.
Sans cannot dance outside of Fortnite dancing but let Papyrus on the dance floor and the earth with shake with the breakdancing power.
Once Sans was at a Grillby’s christmas party when he was supposed to be working, so in rebuttle Papyrus burst in yelling “WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE??”
Both Sans and Papyrus have suck their hands in Grillby. Comepletly seperated incidents they just both had the same idea at diffrent times.
Sans had trouble learning how to spell as a child.
They both know nothing about actual human history so they just make shit up to fill in the blanks. However, after a few years they forgot what was real and what they made up.
Sans isn’t legally allowed in Witsconsin anymore.
Papyrus hums “Don’t you forget about me” to himself at random moments.
Sans has actually eaten shit. It was a dare that he took way to seriously.
They’re games of “the floor is lava” get really heated. Eventually they swordfight with sticks and plungers and reanact the ending of Star Wars 3.
