#whooooosh

[tsireyqs]

Your eyes are like clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land, they paint the sky with unimaginable beauty.

Babes you deserve them poems, your work is wonderful and make people smile. But it’s time to make you smile too ☺️ wanna give you some hugs n’smoochies, I have a lot of these n’my pockets

i would like all the hugs and smoochies 🤲🏼 it’s what i deserve 🤭

[the-lesbian-computer]

Some mirabel for you

[prince-of-liafail]

my brother really knocked over my newly plotted plant and went "I have to go to bed to get up for a blood draw in the morning. I'll leave it for tomorrow."

WITH THE DIRT IN THE CARPET??

WITH THE FERTILIZER MICROORGANISMS WRIGGLING AROUND??

UR GONNA JUST LEAVE THE DIRT IN THE SURGE PROTECTOR???!!!!

then had the audACity to stand there with his arms crossed when I cleaned it up myself. um scuse me bitch but who are you to get uppity with me???

I can't with men right now I just can't.

[eclipsing-maestro]

ƈǟȶǟƈʟʏֆʍɨƈ ʀɦǟքֆօɖʏ

[regali-s]

i almost fell asleep standing in the shower... :v

[butchba1t]

there’s something about my girlfriend calling me baby in a really small voice mmhmmmm

[kimetsuimagines]

Petition to change Giyuu from the Water Pillar to the Ass Pillar 👌👌👌

“But...my breath style is Water... Ass doesn’t even make sense...”

[erekhsha]

❛ Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back. ❜

pickup lines; accepting || @pretty-little-teacup

     WAS…IT POSSIBLE TO ‘BORROW’ a kiss? How did one borrow something like this? And what was even the point of that in the first place? Seemed rather counterproductive in Arash’s mind. Unless she meant…she wanted him to kiss her? And then she would kiss him back? But was that really borrowing, then? He was thinking about this too much, and the overthinking was just making him feel even more awkward. Lifting his hand, he rubbed his cheek, feeling quite uncertain of how to approach the situation at hand. This was clearly an attempt at flirting with him, but he was not…very…good at situations like this one. The fact that he was struggling to come up with a response only made his embarrassment increase tenfold. 

     ❝U-Um…❞ Tea was staring at him so expectantly with those large blue eyes. Watching and waiting for him to do something — say something. ❝I-I…actually have somewhere to be right now, so I’ll get back to you on that, Tea. Talk to you later when I have a bit more free time.❞ With that said, he was already leaving the area and heading off elsewhere to collect his composure.