#whoops indeed

[kuttiesstuff]

Me: Okay, time to simplify the plot of Twitchy Timeloop for the reboot. I just need to throw a few AUs, plotlines and characters out of the story and...

Reboot: *suddenly turns into a thriller / melodrama*

Me: Whoops.

[darkiplier-imagines]

Imagine: Confessing to Dark

…

You stood behind the door awkwardly, simply waiting for a good time to enter the room to get the written plans to your boss. What the plans meant or entailed exactly, you weren’t sure nor did you care. You were just here for the paycheck.

Well… The paycheck and your boss. It was no secret you had a bit of a crush on the head of the egos, but really it didn’t interfere with your work. Until he started to teasingly make passes at you, because he’d always end up retracting what he had implied earlier one way or another. You swore it was like there were two conflicting minds harboring that body.

“If you really intend to stay much longer, just know I’ll be in the next room over,” he’d say with a sly smirk and a crack of his neck.

About ten minutes later, just when you managed to calm yourself down a bit he’d pop back out, “Just so you know, I didn’t really mean that. It’s a good idea to keep things…professional. Yeah…professional.”

Okay, sure. Whatever he picked you were ready to follow suit, he just never seemed to get around to it.

The door opened and out stepped Bigtooth McGee. You had to take a large step back and keep your eyes down to avoid being too uncomfortable in his presence. Not that he was intimidating, just…uncomfortable.

“Just know that the president will hear about this, Dark. I am verrry close friends with him, I’ll have you know,” he called out, large mouth exaggerating certain vowels grotesquely.

“For the last time!” boomed Dark’s response as he stalked after the now retreating ego. “You are NOT a prominent enough figure to be a part of the primary ego-group. Maybe that will change, but until then you need to STAY OUT of my office.”

Dark stood at the threshold of said office, brows furrowed, eyes flaring. He didn’t have a tie on today and the way his chest heaved seemed to make your heart skip time. He was grey, and faintly lined with a light blue and fiery red, and his hair…oh, boy, you were clutching the folder now with how your hands were shaking.

Bigtooth had already made it down the hall by the time you said it, but you could’ve sworn the whole world heard you.

“What?” Dark almost whispered, now completely calm if not startled.

You hesitated and rethought what you just said, then repeated yourself, this time more as a question.

“I think I love you?”

Whoops.

[courtanie]

guys i got to do my outside de-stress walking!!!

It was 20 degrees so it was super tolerable and I’m so happy!!!

I was out there for three hours whoops!!!

[giffing-lapis]

*gay happens* haha hahaha whoops

*navy voice* what a turn of events !

[awfulheart]

(Is tumblr doing this crap to anyone else?:  You click your activity, it attempts to process, and then gives you a ‘Whoops!’)

[puckology101]

Oops

Hahaha whaaat that never happens 😂

[nuravity]

Have a random kiss from Bakugou in the middle of the common room where everyone can see them. Whoops?

Ochako froze for a moment, aware that everyone would know about them being a couple if they didn't by now. But for a moment, she didn't care and she allowed herself to feel it for as long as it lasted.

"Where did that come from?" she asked in a low voice before a hand went to discreetly hold his arm. "Can we continue this in your room?" she added, face flushing a little.

[queenoftheothernight]

I didn't think any of my posts would get flagged but I forgot about the one painting of a nude underwater where the caption was just "nipples". Whoops.