#whotookmysenbon

[senjutsunade]

Delivery for a surprisingly productive auntie Hokage? :Sets a container of takeout, a case of sake, and a cookie on Tsunade's desk:

@whotookmysenbon

The cookie never makes it to the desk.

Gone. Intercepted mid-air and disappearing into her mouth like it wasn't ever there in the first place.

The sake is hidden away for later because she has an upcoming meeting scheduled with the council. Her drinking in front of them irks the wrinkly crones. And she just loves to irk them. Small pleasures and all.

The takeout container?

Ah.

That, she pulls in close. Coils around it like a dragon with something worth guarding. The lid lifts. A slow inhale.

And then—

That smile.

Wide. Sharp. A little too pleased to be called sane.

Who needed a love life when you had takeout?

“…all because I dug out that damn constitution?”

[haganekotetsu]

Really Kotetsu? Leaving potentially sensitive documents out on the open? For shame.

@whotookmysenbon

ignore my glitter covered hands. It was an arts and crafts project~

Genma’s getting this glitter-and-insect covered clipboard thrown at his head.

And then Kotetsu’s jumping over the desk to wrestle his ass to the ground.

There will be no mercy.

[shikaku-the-nara]

:plops a fully filled out report in the nicest handwriting I can manage in every single color the crayon box had to offer on your desk:

I read every fucking rule around these and there is nothing that says it cannot be in crayon. It’s even better than ink, because wax is waterproof and won’t smear. :) - @whotookmysenbon

Shikaku took the report and looked up at Genma with a raised brow, "Firstly... I highly doubt that you read all of the rules. Secondly, I'm glad you finally sprung for the ninety-six colour pack." He rolled his eyes before handing the report back to Genma, "And lastly, if you are so confident in the rules then I'm sure you won't have any problem handing this to the hokage in person."

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[chiariuchiha]

please be careful with the platypus walking on your face, their hind claws are sharp and venomous!

(@whotookmysenbon)

"Tell him that! I woke up and Kevin was waddling across me like I wasn't even there. I was asleep! I think he's still a baby anyways... they aren't venomous until later, right?"

[selenophilephile]

-Continued rp with @whotookmysenbon -

Hayate doesn’t move from his spot on the floor, but he turns his head to see who patted his back. It was comforting.

“Oh, hi, Genma,” he murmurs.

[jozetsuka]

"An inbuilt insecticide? Does it affect the sodium channels? Maybe some sort of alkaloid? Ooh, ooh! Is it one of the ones that destroys their ability to reproduce on a molecular level and keeps them from molting so they suffocate on their own too small exoskeleton or does it kill them outright? You don't have the flowering portions most plants with that type of compound... does it kill them with rigid paralysis or does it block their breathing or—?"

@counterpart-multimuse | @whotookmysenbon

Zetsu’s just staring at this guy as he goes on about some sort of science he knows nothing about.

He’s smart. Could be useful. And attractive, too. I wouldn’t mind stealing this one’s identity.

He finally remembers to blink.

“It’s poison,” he says matter-of-factly.

“If anyone or anything eats me, they usually die. Or they get ill at the very least.”

[kikaichuno]

The 'nobody wants the abruame' is actually really incorrect because they are some of the most useful people to work with in any environment. They're insanely good trackers, research partners, and good friends. They say things how they see it and you can usually count on them to tell you the truth when nobody else wants to and so help me I will fight anybody who says otherwise. - @whotookmysenbon

// Say it louder for the people in the back!

[haganekotetsu-archive]

I've got a bag of clothes here for you and Izumo. Not sure where it's from, but Genma said it would be be funny and I've given up on questioning him - @designatedadult

@whotookmysenbon bro these are hand me downs!! what do we look like, a charity box!?!