#fakegingerrights

[chiariuchiha]

please be careful with the platypus walking on your face, their hind claws are sharp and venomous!

(@whotookmysenbon)

"Tell him that! I woke up and Kevin was waddling across me like I wasn't even there. I was asleep! I think he's still a baby anyways... they aren't venomous until later, right?"

[selenophilephile]

as Hayate takes apart his katana, there's a little fiend watching him carefully care for the blade in the shadows.

The wraps are changed. The blade is oiled.

Kiki snatches the tsuba off of the table where it glints in the light and goes to flee, only to turn around and find her exit blocked! Oh no. Not good. She needs it.

Kiki clutches her prize, looking up at Hayate with pleading brown eyes.

@whotookmysenbon

What the…sneaky little bugger! How did a raccoon get in here?

“Oh no you don’t,” Hayate says, diving for the ornate hand guard from his beloved blade. “That’s worth a lot of money! Give it back!” He gets a grip on the tsuba and tries to yank it out of the raccoon’s paws.

[irukasenseii]

Mini Iruka = squirt

But he is unfortunately not so mini anymore, so he gets the promotion to: shitling squirt handler

@whotookmysenbon

Send in a Pet Name / Nickname that your muse might call mine, and see how my muse reacts to it. / @whotookmysenbon

"I'm not that small! Stop callin' me squirt!" Mini Iruka did not appreciate the nickname. Older Iruka wouldn't mind the nickname, though he would probably give him a look every time he said shitling on accident (or on purpose).

[chiariuchiha]

11 + 19

11.     phone home screen. A rotating selection of images. To any casual observer, anyone who picked up her phone, they would assume it's just amusing photos. Each photo is a memory. Moss creeping up old stones (of a long-neglected shrine). Two sets of footprints in the snow. A sign outside of a bathouse with a list of things that are not permitted.

19. five most recent in contact list.

Hidan, the only one indicated as a favorited/pinned contact.

Konan would likely be on the recent contacts list - an open text chain making stupid jokes and sharing some lady humor because they are drastically outnumbered.

Kakuzu. Probably? Maybe just a random question here and there. He doesn't strike me as very text conversational and the mental image I have of him looking over the top of some glasses and one finger texting is probably unfair but pretty humorous.

Not sure for the last two...

And then in the past, likely her teammates and parents and sister.

I am not sure who I would pity most in the Itachi, Kakashi, Chiari group text.

[chiariuchiha]

🧠 - Isn’t a ‘girly girl’ but absolutely owns one of the drapey/frilly ‘I took everything in the divorce and now I’m planning a hit on my ex’ houserobes with all of the faux fur trim down to her ankles.

(Maybe not in green but it was the photo I had on hand)

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You know...

Yeah, why not. Maybe doesn't have one now but I imagine she might have, though only in her apartment. A little self-indulgence, though she had no corridor to run down and have it trail dramatically behind her. Maybe a tiny bit shorter and a little less ruffly but the idea is there.

And the green is pretty nice. I am less partial to the whole some chars/clans only wear certain colors. I think there's a matter of convenience, or whatever. But I don't think she actively is like I will only wear blue or something. The variety is nice - when she can afford it, carry it, etc.

[kikaichuno]

is shino being attacked by the scorpion or is he huffing it the way you do your cat after a long day of work?

//Maybe he's doing both at once, who knows.

[kikaichuno]

Anons are cruel and being a teenager sucks, don't listen to them.

(PS, 90% of the time messy looking hair is caused by overbrushing, overwashing, and not knowing what product is meant for when or where. A little bit of leave in conditioner, wet brushing only, and rosemary or argon oil will go a long way ;) )

(@whotookmysenbon)

He silently takes note of that, but he's not done sulking. Will his mood get better today? Probably not. He will go to sleep angry.

[kikaichuno]

:offers him a tub of various beetle jellies to make up for the mean comments:

"Thank you." Shino says and while his tone is flat, he is very happy! Beetle jellies! So many beetle jellies for him and his insects! Which flavor should he start with? Blueberry, maybe? No... Banana.