Atsushi: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Atsushi, crying a bit: Me.
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Kunikida: *holds a gun out to Atsushi*
Atsushi: I-I don't believe in guns.
Kunikida: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
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Atsushi: Help! I’m drowning!
Kunikida: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Atsushi: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Atsushi: *running towards Kunikida with open arms*
Kunikida: *moves out of the way*
Atsushi: Hey, why'd you move?!
Kunikida: I thought you were going to attack me.
Atsushi: I was going to hug you!
Kunikida: Why would you hug me?
Atsushi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Atsushi, texting Kunikida: *sends a voice message*
Kunikida, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Atsushi: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
Atsushi's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE–