#why chickens

[brainrot-has-overtaken-me]

Ba-kaw!

Doc so silly!

[thewatchau]

The Chicken Incident

Fellow Watchers,

I don’t know what happened. 

All I know is that when I entered my room this afternoon to continue working on a map, everything was fine. Five hours later, I put it down to sneak some leftovers from the kitchen and found the garrison swarming with chickens. 

No, I did not fall asleep on the map and dream this. Believe me, I checked.

There are chickens everywhere, far more than are kept in the coop here in Fort Stiofán. I have received word by raven that Fort Conchúr is experiencing a similar situation. Either this is some kind of strange prank coordinated by Watchers or citizens with too much time on their hands in the wake of The Enemy’s sudden silence, or a member of the fae got bored and decided this would be entertaining to watch. At this point, neither would surprise me.

Regardless, there isn’t much to be done about the perpetrators, especially considering the relative harmlessness of this prank. If you see a chicken running loose, please attempt to chase it in the direction of the coops. If the creatures don’t vanish after a while, I’m sure we’ll find some use for them.  

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go clean up my cartography supplies and never make a map again without checking every possible avenue of communication at my disposal at all times. As it turns out, turtles aren’t the only animal that likes to slip things by me while I’m lost in erasing roads and treelines for the millionth time... Anti: 2, Chickens: 1, Bard: 0. Lord preserve us.

Confused Regards,

Bard Emily Keyes

Written to fellow members of The Watch in the Second Month of the Year One Thousand Six Hundred and Fourteen

[kokodoru]

so i got notified that my facebook account i made ‘illegally’ at like nine years old had been reactivated

i, very curious what this account was like (my memory is terrible), logged onto this account

turns out i had three friends: a girl who pretended to be my friend, her weird sister and the quiet, bookish boy in my class i had a crush on

i also ran two very important pages...

the first was titled ‘chickens are amazing’ and i’d posted many photos of chickens here

the second was ‘chickens are amazing @(nameofmyhighschool)’ where older me continued my continuous feed of images of chickens to my three friends

[bobdylansgayguitar]

i can keep you updated on if alpacas or chickens are winning if you'd like- right now alpcas are winning at 7 with chickens at 5

I need hourly updates. I shall not rest until alpacas are confirmed to be the winners.

[sweetnestor]

"why chickens?" the eternal question

for real man I need context like why specifically chickens ,,,,,,, jack pls

[i-am-a-brightstone]

Now I’ve seen a lot of strange films in my time But chicken little is very very high up there

[madeinchai-na]

my phone autocorrects "whovians" to "chickens" -_-

[chlostars]

paulyn went to the philippines and she KEEPS BUYING CHICKENS PAULYN WHY