There is a Light That Never Goes Out

Kiera, British, Illustration Student, Fangirl

[wulfhalls]

someone: how are you doing these days?

me:

[rushhour2]

her name is Elevators

[musicalsaregreat]

Favorite Musical Moments | Hamilton ↳ Wait For It

[foodblueprint]

[00archived0]

when I am forced to do any kind of public speaking

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bogleech]

it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons

[turings-deactivated20180627]

why do all fictional capitalists look like that

[turings-deactivated20180627]

[sympolite]

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[thoodleoo]

this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a broomstick because the mortals upstairs are slapping the earth at 3 am to get his attention

[thoodleoo]

5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart

[c-bassmeow]

Idk which one is funnier

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[thehobbutts]

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

[plantdaddd]

there’s also yellow apples

[thehobbutts]

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

[nateforyou]

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

[nateforyou]

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

[nateforyou]

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

[uglyheads-deactivated20230321]

this is why y’all are in therapy

[nateforyou]

[busty-shackleford]

it’s a metaphor for my life

[busty-shackleford]

ALSO ALSO- a guy commented “pandejos” and I screech laughed until my ribs ached

[morethanonepage]

Chinos Poblanos.

[isolate]

when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

[leialovett-archive]

guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands