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Every time a man screws up in a relationship, his first suggestion is couples therapy.
Like—sir, be serious. I'm not the problem. You are.
Why should we both go to therapy when only one of us keeps emotionally self-sabotaging like it's an Olympic sport?
Forget couples therapy—how about solo therapy for you, my guy?
A one-on-one. Just you and your therapist. Weekly. For the rest of your life.
Let me know how it goes. I’ll be here. Thriving.
Me: *sitting on the couch, minding my own business, generally unbothered*
Anxiety:
marquinhos got a red card?
every now and then se.bastian s.tan likes to go out in public wearing a particularly ugly turtle neck and i’m almost proud of his commitment
I deadass sent this guy a picture of me and he said ew I’m SCREAMING
Where the fuck is my champagne?!
My PI immediately upon entering the room
*almost never posts and somehow gets followers*
*finally starts posting again and loses unpredictable number*
