#why squid

[driftroddy]

squid anon what do u desire

[magnus-and-the-dragon]

just dreamed that australia was losing its mind bc we found out their gov had switched people’s water sources to like uncleaned sewage water bc covid?

click to our protagonist. it’s dean winchester. he stands in the ocean, monologuing between waves crashing over him. it is an impassioned rebuttal of modern society. he is becoming emotional, considering letting the water sweep him away and becoming a sea creature (which is apparently a choice in dream-brain australia)

suddenly, he is joined by his boyfriends:

dan and phil. except dan and phil are now roughly human-sized squid, one aqua and one orange, with very sparkly eyes. and they attach themselves to their bf dean winchester and start comforting him and reassuring him that he always has a place with them. but telepathically because, let’s not forget, they are giant squid.

slowly the waves get deeper and more dramatic, and then their mind-link-conversation melds into some lady singing a dramatic pop song as the three of them work through this Deeply Emotional Moment and profess their mutual love...

and then i woke up

[spycrabbypatty]

DO NOT /LICK/ ME