Mon Dieu

"Yes, I am a talking crab. Occasionally a handsome man as well, but that is only when I stay alive. Combat rarely allows for this however. Do not come looking for me." RP BLOG For Karka the BLU Spycrab

[spycrabbypatty]

WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO OPERA? 

OH YOU DON’T? TOO BAD.

[spycrabbypatty]

If you guys aren’t following Allegra Clark on twitter, get on that shit. She is a god damn delight.

https://twitter.com/SimplyAllegra

[smutxmemes]

Send "I'd totally fuck you" my for my muses reaction to yours saying it.

[spycrabbypatty]

DO NOT /LICK/ ME

[spycrabbypatty]

Progress on the dialogue wheel. I still have to touch them up but they came out alright. I'm feeling good that I can be at least a bit productive.

[spycrabbypatty]

Me and the roomie are watching Ruroni Kenshin season 1 episode 21. The basic plot is a batman style kid wanting to become a swordsman and getting into a rivalry with Yahiko about it. At the very end of it all batman kid was gonna give up and go to Germany but Yahiko made him snap and defend himself, promising to defeat him. But the way they went about the fight had us shipping the pair. Whoops.

[spycrabbypatty]

I repurposed some buttons I got in a grab bag to be Inquisition romance buttons. I may make a few more to give out at Momocon.

I’m also working on the dialogue wheel. I have the romance option and the special icon in the works. It’s not as crisp as I’d wanted but I’m really bad at making puffed paint lines look crisp and even.

[spycrabbypatty]

I voted yo. Check to see if your state is holding primaries and vote!

[spycrabbypatty]

well i finally snapped at my roommate for her condescending tone

the ensuing fallout should last awhile. i’ll let you know how it goes

also now that i have a phone back my motivation to rp is trying to return

yaaaaay

[spycrabbypatty]

spent two hours on this shit for 72 different tarot card bases from dragon age inquisition. even now each of them’s probably a bit off because every goddamn picture file i found was different. but i can’t be assed to correct them. they’re close enough. 

i don’t care. gonna make me a set of cards. no i’m not planning to use them for tarot. I’m hopefully getting my @pacificarcana deck soon (turns out I hecked something up there with needing an address to ship. Oopsies. Sorry @explodinghye I’m a moron.) but they’ll be something that makes me happy regardless. the bioware store certainly isn’t helping with stocking any tarot decks else id be on them like white on rice.

but anyway its 4am and Im gonna see deadpool with my dad tomorrow and get my phone back. hopefully I’l have better service too, since my father’s switching service providers from t-mobile to someone better. i’m excited.

but i want my phone.

[spycrabbypatty]

i really need to stop writing fan fic at 4am. 

in other news, when i get to a place im happy with, i’d love a beta reader

[vanny-more]

[slangwang]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

[spycrabbypatty]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[spycrabbypatty]

hello yes i would like a fanfiction in which sera steals the top (bottoms too maybe) of the inquisitor's beige pajamas when they’d given dagna their armor to be enchanted and they have to walk around in wither their small clothes or something really unlike them/ or revealing

and everyone’s reactions.

i need this because of reasons

[wienners]

Please consider this my contribution to this fandom

[elf-trash]

I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE SOMEONE TO DO THIS

[poseyshepard]

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

[spycrabbypatty]

Has this been done yet or

Solas: one of my spirit friends saw Fen'Harel in the Fade

Solas: He said that Fen'Harel had an eight-pack

Solas: that Fen'Harel is shredded

Lavellan: Fen'Harel is a punk ass bitch

[cassismy-assbutt-blog]

[joshpeck]

have you every seen anything so beautiful

[spycrabbypatty]

MY OWN FATHER TAGGED THIS FOR ME ON FACEBOOK.

HE  KNOWS ME SO WELL