#why this question

[wilfcrd]

Okay but I have a question: if you were on death row, what would be your last meal?

Steak and fries

[willforged]

✘ how small is your waist actually?

make hal spill the truth [ 1/10 ] | selectively accepting.

                    he’s had comments regarding how strong his willpower was, or how powerful his constructs were compared to the other green lanterns, or even how he claimed he’d once cracked a yellow object despite the power ring being unable to affect yellow. but NEVER had he had anyone ask him about the size of his WAIST. an awkward rub of his neck followed by a clearing of his throat was how he began to carefully answer the question, unsure as to WHY anyone would want to know about such personal information. “…thirty-three inches in circumference, last i checked.”

[homosexualfrustration]

Hey, do you ever wish you were a Sexual (as you say)?

.........most of the time absolutely not (cos lmao that’s an inconvenient thirst), but

since you asked ‘ever’

i’ll have to admit that i do every now and then, for absolutely selfish reasons i had an insight i might a long time ago

[ohsehunpai]

You are a vampire. T/F

…tr- false

make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false

[megalovaniak-blog]

This was funnier an hour ago. 

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[onebuttscratcher]

i think chris is a control freak and too flirtatious with other girl while in a relationship.. he is 110% gemini

Did you just made a conclusion on someone’s character based on something subjective as the horoscope? Well since you want it this way then I’ll have a go at it. I am an Aquarius, my bf is a gemini, 4 of my irl bestfriends are geminis. i am happy with them even though they can be crazy sometimes but man... they are caring, supportive and outgoing. Don’t agree with me? Exactly. Subjective.

[reliquiaen]

Tell us at least 10 stuff you love about yourself!!

Why do you ask me impossible questions?

What is there to like about me?

I enjoy pretending to be super cruel, but secretly I'm a marshmallow. Don't tell anyone.

I like that I have a way with words that others seem to appreciate. Like... that's cool.

It's pretty swank that I can art to some degree. It'd be heaps better if I could get a job doing that but whatevs.

I am good at sarcasm. I really like that bit. Yes. Sarcasm for all.

I'm actually really good at... not minding things...? I guess. Like I get all anxious about responsibilities and time management and all that shizzle, but when it comes to people I'm pretty chill? Like yo, do what you like, I don't mind. ??? I have no idea what I mean.

Um... I dunno... ? Mostly I just irritate myself. I'm very bad at talking about myself. In case you didn't realise.

If you are ever unfortunate enough blessed by the option of having a conversation with me, I can and will crack bad jokes, make awful puns, quote movies/ reference pop culture in awfully timed ways and/or mangle the crap out of my sentences so that what I actually meant to say isn't even the distant cousin twice removed of what I said. And that's always a fun ride. My wit is so good hahaha.

Actually, I've been at uni for two whole days (and yes I mean WHOLE) and I've found it increasingly ever more amusing to take the things they say, inspect it under the lens of someone who has recently become much more accepting with their sexuality and cackle to myself. Finding bad jokes in seemingly innocuous places is something I excel at, ngl. It's like... this has added a whole new range of bad jokes for me and it's awesome.

Yeah that's all. I don't really like much about myself. *shrug*