#whyamithinkingthis

[sagednotstirred]

Do you think when Gordon Ramsey gets down to business with his wife he asks himself if he needs a garnish for her?

[the-heartless-shipper]

Guys i have this weirdo idea homestuck will end on June 25th, 2015

[bambideville]

I assume people that play piano are really good with pleasuring lady parts. Have u seen how their fingers move? U can play my piano anytime.

[agreatsilence-blog]

Has anybody ever wondered what the uber rich use to brush their teeth? Like do they pick up the $4 toothbrushes at Walgreen's? Or do they buy like gold toothbrushes? 

[bubblefantasies]

now I wanna wear a rosary as jewelry just to make people upset