#whycantibeashadowhunter

[hans-capons]

I will never know what its like to get a blowjob and that's kind of disappointing.

[abaddonsboys]

Promo List 3

dontforgetthesalt

alphum

angelofhunters +follow

whycantibeashadowhunter

casdestruction +follow

[hans-capons]

So i made three new friends today and two of them just bought us pizza and Coke. Like I've known these guys for a few hours. I love them.

[hans-capons]

so Lu read my post about being sexually frustrated. and now there is porn ALL OVER MY DASH. fuck you.

[hans-capons]

[side eyes at Lu]

i see you liking my one direction posts. i see you.

[hans-capons]

whycantibeashadowhunter reblogged your post “there is a slight chance that deancaspornlookalikes may actually be the death of me.”

we're going to be great roommates, i can tell already.

[hans-capons]

I feel like my entire college experience is going to involve Lu and me just sitting beside each other, scrolling our Tumblrs, and occasionally showing things to each other.