#whydidijustdothat?

[lovelylittletiger]

So, instead of letting the icecream melt in my mouth or lightly chewing it, (not soft serve ice cream), I kind of just swallowed it and now I have this freezing lump in my tummy.

[createneonmoments]

I like my coffee like...

I like my coffee like I like my men...

Bold, smooth and goes down easy

Strong, dark and a splash of cream

Tall, Rich and first thing in the morning

Sweet, creamy and easy to swallow 

Tall and blonde

Full and drizzled with cream 

Cold, bland and tasteless 

often and in large quantities

Hot strong and stimulating 

Cheap and a little nutty 

rich ,full bodied and with a little head 

straight 

full of liquor 

[inreferencetoasinkingship]

fin