WHO TRACKS THEIR PERIOD!?!?
Seriously like who actually does this? Not me that’s for damn sure. Went to the doctor today and they were frustrated I couldn’t tell them when my last period was. Listen you fuckers, I’m physically healthy, under no stress, aromantic, grey asexual, and consequently only sexually active rarely. It’s been 2 years since I last had the sex. Why the hell would I track my period? Shall I be practicing for my chance at immaculate conception? I last had it awhile ago, it’ll be around again soon. That’s all I can tell you nurse condescension!















