#whyin

[star-solider]

Since I’ve been in a heavy abiotic factor mood(again, I recommend checking out the game now that it’s completed), let’s talk what the Crewfu is and their roles in the story that may one day appear.

First if all let’s start with the main characters, dumb and dumber themselves. Steve is what is called a trans-kinematic researcher, or in other words he does offense meanwhile his counter part, DK, is a defense analyst.

Then you have Hafu and 5up. Hafu is an archotechnic consultant so she main constructions. There are actual story reasons I’m not gonna get into yet. Then there’s 5up official role is a somatic gastrologist, aka a cook.

Then there’s Baycon, a lab assistant to Gumi, and an expert in stealth because of that role.

Next up is Janet and Koji. Janet is a epimedical bionomicist, so a medic for short. Koji meanwhile is a photogenic botanist or a gardener for all their plants.

There’s also Apollo and Aipha. Dumbdog is a paratheoretical physicist, or he throws things and does utilities. Then there’s Aipha, who’s a summer intern so he doesn’t have a real role yet but he’s useful at least.

Coming in next are Kimi and Ovilee. Kimi, much like JanJan, is a epimedical bionomicist. Ovilee is like Steve and is a trans-kinematic researcher

Scott is similar to Hafu and is a archotechnic consultant.

Kara and Skadj also exist here. Kara doubles up with Baycon as a lab assistant, though it isn’t clear who she assured. Skadj was much like 5up and is a somatic gastrologist.

Junk and Courtilly are both a bit complicated in why they are what they are. Courtilly is simply a paratheoretical physicist like Apollo. Meanwhile Junk is actually a defense analyst much like DK.

Finally there’s Swifyz, Ant, and Whyin. Swif and Whyin are both summer interns like Aipha, so they kinda get stuck together a lot. Then there’s Ant, a photogenetic botanist.

[lcsconfessional]

GCU Whyin did amazing during Promotion Tournament even though they lost :( I'm sad for him, but he is young and talented so I hope he sticks around :)

Have a confession?

[star-solider]

Ok, let’s talk backstories in my favorite world with the Crewfu. My space au. Things vary depending on stories so it’s always fun sprinkling extra details in. This turned into more about roles and ranks but whatever. Also, I have a whole spreadsheet of people, crews, ranks, roles, colors, please send me help. Im losing my fucking mind over here. As always, please, give me your thoughts.

Let’s start with Hafu. Commander of the Skeld, moves to be officer of exploration. Before that though she worked briefly for Northernlion on the Search and rescue ship to kinda grasp how to be a commander.

Then you have 5up. Started under Hafu as her second in command, worked briefly on xQcs ship(who’s evil in my world) where he created a lifelong enemy, got half his face burned off(because he rarely takes off his helmet), and eventually became the commanding officer of rehabilitation. More on that in a bit.

Steven Suptic himself, the rat king. Commanding officer of Counter Intelligence. Led SP7 of course and did a lot of dangerous bullshit with them like undercover missions. In most worlds I just kill them off but sometimes they’re just on a break.

DK just exists. His role has never really changed beyond electricians basically the officer of technology, though he is usually the reason Steve ends up on the Skeld in any sort of world.

Dumbdog, as he is kinda my main streamer, has the most lore intensive stuff but we can break it down into mostly roles. Tracker in the NLSS, briefly worked alongside 5up on xQcs ship, was a second in commander for Chilled, before being a crewmate on the Skeld. He then was second for a while, then a commander in training, and now commander.

Now we have Janet and Kimi. I’m grouping them together because there isn’t a whole lot for them considering that they’ve both only really worked as medics on the Skeld for Hafu and now under Dumbdog.

Koji honestly worked under Wolfabelle on her ship for a while before transferring to the Skeld under Hafu to do reactors and such for her. Again, not a whole lot because he’s not usually a main character.

Scott is a bit more complicated but I imagine he’s kinda between the Minecraft realm(or ship in some cases) and while he can play second in command he usually doesn’t unless he has to.

Ovilee, nobody really knows where she came from or what she does, but she’s there and she ain’t going to be leaving anytime soon.

Aipha is also a little more lore intensive depending on the world. He’s usually either a juggernaut, comes from a deceased crew who were all killed by imposters or other things. Or more recently comes from the world of Valorant, because Steve may be obsessed with the game but Aipha is still better. He’s also usually a cadet because he’s the youngest and why wouldn’t I belittle him because of that?

Gumi and Baycon are a rigging and defusing duo for some reason. I think that came from my friend actually. But they work on the Skeld, come and go as they need to.

Junk is the commanding officer of special operations so he deals with break ins and whatever like that. Kinda go in, extractions, all of that stuff. He has Skadj, Court and Kara as his kids and all of that normal stuff.

Speaking of Junks adopted children, let’s do a quick thing on them.

Court is the oldest, obviously, and has always been a daddy’s girl. She’s definitely Junks favorite no matter what he may claim.

Kara is the youngest and never really cared one way or another which parent she was hanging out with. She’s working on maybe one day becoming a commander but I haven’t done anything with that yet.

Skadj is the issue. He’s a little ball of anger because he was a mammas boy and she died because of being in space when he was younger. But he’s loud and we love him for that.

Antfrost is 5ups second in command and moved to the Skeld after their first successful thing on their ship. 5up and Ant work on rehabilitating criminals and then those new cadets move to other ships.

You’ll never believe this but Swifyz and Whyin were definitely on that ship. I started this is a joke with my friend but I think it’s hilarious if Swifyz is like a mass murderer and Whyin…who knows with him. I haven’t figured out that much yet.

Anyway, that’s all I got. This was a lot longer than I meant to to be but oh well.

[star-solider]

Ok, let’s talk rooms on the Skeld as I’m working on that for a fic. Because that’s what I do. Thoughts?

Steve, DK and Hafu all share a room. Because I can honestly not imagine dumb and dumber wouldn’t and that Hafu would mind at all listening to those two bickering at night. The are directly across from Apollos room.

Apollo and Aipha 100% have their own rooms. Mostly because Dumbdog likes his space and nobody wants to handle Aipha 24/7. He’s a bit too hyperactive for anybody. Aipha is at the end of the hallway.

5up switches from rooming with Hafu(hence why she ends up in Steve and DKs room) and he rooms with Antfrost, because man he wants his best friend with him.

Swifyz and Whyin have kinda been lumped into one person in my mind so of course I’m putting them into a room together. I could see them vibing and also being right across the hall from 5up/antfrost while also being right next to Janet’s room.

Speaking of our lovely blue crewmate she totally rooms with Kimi and Ovilee. Ovilee used to room with Scott but switched because girl power(and she was ditched).

Scott ditched Ovilee to move into Kojis room so he wasn’t alone. Those two definitely just vibe together and love each others company so much. Ovilee also definitely spends time in there when she wants too.

Baycon and Gumi, 100%. No reason needed. They’re totally across from Scott and Koji’s room too.

Finally you have Junkyard, Courtilly, Kara, and Skadj. Those four got shoved into a bunkhouse together and won’t be freed. Ever. Simply because they play in both lobbies and travel between the chaos crew and Skeld.

Extra: Skadj also totally hangs out in Dumbdogs room as much as possible meanwhile Kara hangs out in the girls room when she can because she’s a girls girl.

[star-solider]

Let’s talk some random ass headcannons I’ve had about some of the Crewfu members. Aka I list at least one for each member I can think of. Different AUs but most of the time is a centralized one that travels my fics. Did I miss anyone?

Apollo hates physical contact other than some people, you’ll find that in most of my fics.

Usually Aipha is also some sort of alien that Apollo accidentally adopts and hates that he can’t get rid of. He’s just a problem.

5up likes plants, his house is full of plants, he names them, he talks to them, he pretends they are real and his friends. (Steve calls him pathetic for this)

If Koji had to enter a marriage to live in the US there are four people he would marry. Steve, DK or if he had to marry a woman it would probably be Janet or Ovilee. I take no questions over this at this time.

Steve has asked Janet out as a joke before, and for real. She always says no. He refuses to give up(in a respectful way of course). (He also still totally likes Dumbdog sometimes)

DK is much the same as Steve, incredibly cuddly and will just hold onto people. Now, I will say in specific he does this to Steve, Koji and even Hafu.

Hafu is of course the mom of the lobby, but I imagine she’s incredibly close with DK for some reason and as much as she trusts 5up and sometimes Steve, DK is actually her go to person when she needs to talk.

Janet always says no when Steve proposes, both fake a real, because she’s convinced that he’s in love with Apollo. Even when he isn’t.

Kimi is actually really good at reading people, despite not paying attention most of the time.

Baycon loves to use Gumis real name off of stream when talking to or about it, because it always flusters her and she uses his real name most of the time.

Gumi spends as much time as possible off stream on call with Baycon. They have each others person phone numbers and usually are on call while they both stream, just muted so mics don’t pick up the phone.

Junk is the biological father of Skadj, Kara and Court. I like the idea that in the streamerverse he didn’t know about them and they didn’t know about each other. I should do a oneshot of that.

Skadj has anger issues and it’s hard to calm him down when he’s hyped up. On another note, Apollo might be his best friend but Kara is his person.

Kara can’t stand when people ship her with Jordan, despite the fact that they are dating. She’s rather be shipped with Ze or someone like that.

Court was never told she was adopted(see: Junks headcannon) and is incredibly broken for a while when she finds out. On the other hand Junks receives more grandkids for him to spoil.

Ovilee would love to host more things for the morning lobby like the panel they had at twitch con that once. She would definitely set up some sort of game show if allowed.

Scott has a horrible language problem because of the Crewfu, after being pg for so long they broke him so he has to be more careful when recording/streaming.

Antfrost wants Velvet to propose to him, not because he’s lazy or anything. He just has the idea that he would be proposed to, not do the proposing.

Swifyz does not actually like Janet when they first meet, but they get closer as he figures out her banter and how they click together.

Whyin is so used to being grouped with his friends and not being his own person despite having been on an esports team, that he doesn’t notice it anymore.

[granolatheft]

Dumbdog mocks Whyin

[star-solider]

In regards to your fics, how does the ships thing work? I'm pretty sure you mentioned Swifyz and Whyin being on like 5up's ship, but 5up's there?? What happened?? (Isn't meant to be hate by the way. Just genuine curiosity)

So in regards to that 5up runs what I consider a rehabilitation ship, in reference to his vanilla starter lobby. Personally I think that the ship runs only part time and 5up, plus his close crewmates(Antfrost, Swif, and Whyin) spend the rest of the time on the Skeld with the rest of the crew.

It’s a weird universe but it makes sense in my head. Let me know if I didn’t explain this well like at all.

[star-solider]

Another Aipha centric fic with a new weird ship I’ve introduced. Though it might take a bit to get there. Out now