Jun 21, 2021
SIDE RANT ABOUT FICTIONAL HEALING T/W: AGRESSIVE
OK SO RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING BAT I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH BULLET WOUNDS. YOU HAVE EM'. DEAL WITH IT. NOW SAY I HEALED THE WOUND WITH MY FUCKING RAINBOW ANGEL POWERS THAT COME OUT OF MY EYES. ALL HEALED, RIGHT? WRONG!!!!! THE BULLET IS STILL IN THE FUCKING BODY. YOUR FICS ABOUT HEALING MAGIC MAKE NO SENSE. (looking at all the Wattpad, AO3, and fanfic.net authors)
SECOND SCENARIO, SHRAPNEL BOMB, MADAM FUCKING POMFREY HEALS YOU WITH HER MAGIC AND WHOOP DEE DO YOUR ALIVE!? NO, YOU'RE NOT YOU STILL GOT SHRAPNEL IN YOUR FUCKING BODY, SHE DIDN'T EVEN REMOVE IT. I STG SOMETIMES I WANT TO FUCKING SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAMMMM