Its not my fault i cant concentrate

im sorry but that tree over there has a droplet of water thats gonna fall any second nwow and i can not miss this event for the life of me||He/Him||I do art sometimes||will take the odd request

[seratonin-does-art]

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU BITCH. IM OPENING COMMISSIONS AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MONEY FOR YOUR DRAWING IDEAS, 5 EURO FOR CHARACTER HEADSHOTS AND 8 EURO FOR TWO DEAL

Dm me and ill discuss with you about the sketch and drawings in question. Im ready to sacrifice my dignity

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shame on you gaud. you haven't given me anxiety. you've only made me hornier for clowns.

i can assure you the shame here is not on me

[groovy-rat-man]

~honk honk~ 🥵🤡🤤

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop that!

When you slap a clowns ass it makes a honking sound

[cherry-frog]

when you squeeze a clown’s nipple it sprays water at you like one of those trick flowers

[mortimermcmirestinks]

wait until you hear about the enormous foot fetish

[shadie-cat]

I am PHYSICALLY backing away from this post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sensual honking emanates from behind you*

[neyri-hime]

They pull a stand of multi-colored condom packets from nowhere like those scarves

They proceed to use said condoms to make balloon animals

[gay-jewish-bucky]

*gently strokes this post* something awful is happening here

[herwastelandlady-deactivated202]

[plaidgiant]

This is one of the worst posts I’ve seen and gaud didn’t even do anything

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

is the gardener who cultivates the vine in no way responsible for the fruit it bears? if I prune the tree and nourish the soil, can the crop be said to spring forth as an act of god? nay, say I, no act of god but an act of ME. I, I who tilled the garden, who planted the seeds, who lovingly hand-plucked which comments to reblog, which branches to nourish, which vines to trim–and I did NOTHING? get out of my garden you whore

[i-survive-on-caffeine-and-spite]

You see, this post is both beautiful and terrifies me. I can’t look away, but it’s like watching a dumpster fire, but someone left the sparklers there on accident, so it’s blowing up and hitting the car and the lampposts, and everything around. And then everyone is just screaming and it’s chaos, and someone’s mother is passed out in the driveway, and you have no idea if it’s because she drank too much or because she wanted to look fragile and pretty by fainting for her husband, but her husband left her there and just drove away from the whole scene.

This analogy has gotten a little too specific and has definitely never happened, but what I wanted to say was, the sentences and phrasing, especially of that last comment, are gorgeous, but I feel like someone just threw me off a building.

[diary-of-an-onliner]

okay but imagine the riveting, animalistic car sex with a clown and a clown and a clown and a clown and a clown and

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

aaaaaand we’re back on track!

[seratonin-does-art]

Me rollin up like 👀 heyyy… how yall doin? I made this origionaly as a sketch and then i decided to roll with it amd develop it and i am very proud of the end result, this took 6hrs to make so please like and share this so others can see my hard work! Thank you! ❤️

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.

GREEN = I think you’re cute.

BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

GREY = I wish you would notice me.

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

TEAL = We have a lot in common.

YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.

ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.

BROWN = I don’t like you.

PINK = I think you are unattractive.

RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

WHITE = You scare me.

RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

MAROON = You taught me something new.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

CYAN = We have very little in common

THISTLE = I only just started following you

INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold

COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)

VERMILION = You make me feel passionate

HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname

LAVENDER = You inspire me

CORAL = You’re a meme

UMBER = I want to know more about you

FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody

RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you

ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you

WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class

SAFFRON = I love your ideas

TIMBERWOLF = I trust you

FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you

PLUM = I’d like to chat with you

TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic

SAGE = You make me cry

CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!

VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog

CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie

BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

[arcadialedger]

Send them in! Anon is on. I’d love to hear from you guys ♥️.

[your-favorite-flower-fairy]

T E L L    M E     P L S

[core-vortex]

With meaning

[starlight788]

Tell me *T poses ominously*

[seratonin-does-art]

0-0 plz tell me

[seratonin-does-art]

SIDE RANT ABOUT FICTIONAL HEALING T/W: AGRESSIVE

OK SO RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING BAT I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH BULLET WOUNDS. YOU HAVE EM'. DEAL WITH IT. NOW SAY I HEALED THE WOUND WITH MY FUCKING RAINBOW ANGEL POWERS THAT COME OUT OF MY EYES. ALL HEALED, RIGHT? WRONG!!!!! THE BULLET IS STILL IN THE FUCKING BODY. YOUR FICS ABOUT HEALING MAGIC MAKE NO SENSE. (looking at all the Wattpad, AO3, and fanfic.net authors)

SECOND SCENARIO, SHRAPNEL BOMB, MADAM FUCKING POMFREY HEALS YOU WITH HER MAGIC AND WHOOP DEE DO YOUR ALIVE!? NO, YOU'RE NOT YOU STILL GOT SHRAPNEL IN YOUR FUCKING BODY, SHE DIDN'T EVEN REMOVE IT. I STG SOMETIMES I WANT TO FUCKING SCREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAMMMM

[seratonin-does-art]

FINALLY I JAVE THIS DRAWING DONE, IT TOOK 3 HOURS TO MAKE THIS PEICE OF TRASH, PLEASE LIKE THIS IM DESPERATE FOR INTERNET VALODATION im SO TIRED ITS LIKE 1:37 AM AHAHANYIYYISBGISONYW

[discordinthediscordorsomething]

[shinypenguinpizza]

You put them in the worst possible order and i love it

[iceslushii]

*chronological order

[shinypenguinpizza]

I absolutely despise what you just said because it is 100% correct

[butyrospermum-parkii]

penis is for tennis

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

no. bad.

[butyrospermum-parkii]

penis is for tennis.

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

no.

[butyrospermum-parkii]

penis is for tennis.

[iceslushii]

no

[butyrospermum-parkii]

penis is for tennis.

[iceslushii]

no

[butyrospermum-parkii]

penis is for tennis.

[quackels]

Tennis is for Penis?

[butyrospermum-parkii]

eh yeahr sure

[iceslushii]

this thread is still going-

why

[butyrospermum-parkii]

because penis is for tennis

[iceslushii]

[butyrospermum-parkii]

why do you fight it? penis is for tennis!

[iceslushii]

NO ITS NOT SHUT UP

[butyrospermum-parkii]

i have a very important question for you

[iceslushii]

what

youd better not ask what i think youre gonna ask

[butyrospermum-parkii]

why is your opinion wrong? penis is clearly for tennis

[iceslushii]

are you-

i knew it

and ill say it once again:

no

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

listen I agree but you gotta explain yourself

[butyrospermum-parkii]

you explain yourself too

[iceslushii]

[butyrospermum-parkii]

[iceslushii]

[butyrospermum-parkii]

this implies we are all the same person and also that we are all penis is for tennis

[iceslushii]

[butyrospermum-parkii]

are you realising now that penis is for tennis? its okay to have a better opinion

[iceslushii]

this does not mean i think penis is for tennis how dare you

[butyrospermum-parkii]

hm. your opinion is still wrong i see. might i try and sway you? you see, penis, is for tennis.

[iceslushii]

[butyrospermum-parkii]

turn that brow upside down and make a cool hat! then maybe you will know that penis is for tennis!

[iceslushii]

this will be my last addition to this post as i cannot think of anymore ways to express how much i disagree with you

[iceslushii]

i still stand by this

penis is not for tennis

[butyrospermum-parkii]

you are simply just misinformed! please come over to the right side of the opinion street so we may inform you! penis truly is for tennis!

[iceslushii]

im as confused about all of this as i am about my gender so im just gonna stay in the middle for now

[iceslushii]

no dont implode

remember: penis may or may not be tennis

[butyrospermum-parkii]

penis is tennis! i would know! i have experience in both the penis and for tennis fields!

[the-person-of-the-screen]

@world-hostage-situations

[olioviol]

I thought this was dead, but yeah penis is for tennis.

[seratonin-does-art]

I want to lay down in the middle of the opinion street and get hit by an opinion bus.

[seratonin-does-art]

HEY GUYSSS, ITS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I DREW SO I JUST DREW THIS CHARACTER INSPIRED BY MY MINECRAFT SKIN SIMCE I WAS LISTENING TO “I See A Dreamer” ALL DAY TODAYYYYYY,!!, AGRESSIVELY TELLING YOU TO HAVE A GOOD DAY AND TO DRINK MORE WATER!,!

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

Truly a ferocious predator.

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

[itsa-me-amelie]

the big wolves are his younger sisters

[formerprincewille]

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

[thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout]

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?

[javocjovian]

I’ve been looking for this everywhere!!!

[notsafefortum-blr-deactivated20]

This made me smile on a day I did t think I could

[the-shark-well]

@mintyfrosty HSKSHRIWHEHS OKAY HEAR ME OUT - /j

[mintyfrosty]

@the-shark-well MANANNAKSNSJAMAHNSJSNSJ OH MY GOODNESS DKDNDJSNNS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gleeful reminder that ‘chicago’ means onion :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The anglicized name is taken from ‘shikaakwa’ an indigenous (Algonquin) word for a strong smelling wild onion relative that grew abundantly in the area. The plant’s common names are 'wild garlic’ or 'wild leak.' 

Ah Chicago, the City of Onions

[seratonin-does-art]

fun facts with the gaud

[pukicho]

I wanna live in a perfectly reflected chrome sphere. wherever I look would be the warped visage of myself, and I’d lose my sense of self and cry

[seratonin-does-art]

Puki, do you wanna talk? is there something you need to get off your chest?

[pukicho]

Just killing time

[seratonin-does-art]

Da, bro, what did time do to you?

[seratonin-does-art]

Cheshire cat as a human male, really fun to make :D

Hope you enjoy! Be happy for me, i love you!

[seratonin-does-art]

Im going to post the art i made a while back on my insta and my twitter, hope yall like!

These two are shezui and sora, shezui is my OC who is an earth bending nomad, meanwhile sora is my friend’s OC, a fire nation gaurd who ran off after discovering the avatar was back.

Hope you all have a great day. Stay happy for me!

[pukicho]

I wanna live in a perfectly reflected chrome sphere. wherever I look would be the warped visage of myself, and I’d lose my sense of self and cry

[seratonin-does-art]

Puki, do you wanna talk? is there something you need to get off your chest?