#whyisthereabearinhere

[ktfranceebee]

I can almost remember the sound of @whyisthereabearinhere 's voice.

He's not dead he's just in another city drunk messaging me and refusing to call me so I can hear him getting wasted.

[exfamiliar]

Doodle to celebrate our first voice chat together in years! We love timezones and shitty apps

[ktfranceebee]

Omar: do you own a cactus?

Me: do I own a cactus!?

*Two minutes later*

Omar: but do you own a cactus?

Me: No?!

Omar: but you live in Arizona? No, state-mandated cactus?

Katie: I hate you.

[ktfranceebee]

Me: I am out of pasta sauce

Omar: what if we shared a can of pasta sauce. Jk.... unless?

[ktfranceebee]

Somehow, with absolutely no planning, @whyisthereabearinhere and I went to two olive gardens in two different states at the exact same time and ordered the exact same drink. It was meant to be <3

[exfamiliar]

Also not looking, 1-10 50-60

Omar I gave you like five

1:When did you lose your virginity?

19? 

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough :V

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Not really. I’ve got a monsterfucker thing but that’s about as weird as I get

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Well I ALMOST had sex in the hotel bed next to my then-boyfriend’s sleeping mom so that’s something

5: Favourite sex position?

Against 👏 the 👏 wall 👏. Anything there. 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

I’d like to be more dominant because often I am in the situation, but I love being sub

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Nah, which in theory I’d like but also I’m awkward and prefer to fuck friends

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Bed for comfort alone, lol

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Nope

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Nope! I’m super alert, even now

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

Indifferent, but now that I’m older it’s a bit weirder, but I wouldn’t have a problem with it really

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

I’m allergic to pineapple and will be rendered useless so just avoid it just in case anyone’s like me, lol. 

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Oh pornstar for sure

53: Do you watch porn?

Not more than a few times a year

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Nope, I’m baby

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

I actually do a lot of the time if I’m wearing comfy pants and I’m not out all day, lol. If I’m in sweats or leggings I’m 100% not wearing anything

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Not really, as long as it’s clean it’s no prob.

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Nope lol59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

No. I’ve definitely been distant with partners in the past and fallen for others while dating someone else, but I’ve always been open and honest and never gone behind anyone’s back about anything

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Try on clothes I want to wear but don’t have the form for, pet my stubble all day, take a bunch of hand pictures for art references, try to sing, and bone

[exfamiliar]

Commission for @whyisthereabearinhere !

 ❤️💛💚💙💜

( Commission Info )

[exfamiliar]

Me and Omar: [fighting about canon Glee birthdays and ages]

Katie, who asked a single question trying to get input for her fic: