#whyisthisbitchevenonacomputer

[poliglotacuandoconviene]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN I HOPE YOUR DAY OS AMAZING YOU DESERVE IT :-)

THANK YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING! 

[favouritegoodbye]

I ship you with luke hardcore tbh oopsies 🙈 but wyr, have your favorite fictional character become real, or be best friends with your favorite singer? & can I have a blurb with my ship? Just something simple 🙈

thank youu!! :-) and be friends with my fav singer! ahh omg. 

Ship: Hemmings l Hood l Clifford l Irwin

Why: I just really think you two would look super cute together 

Who you get drunk with: Hemmings l Hood l Clifford l Irwin

Who acts like your older brother: Hemmings l Hood l Clifford l Irwin

Who you don’t get along with: Hemmings l Hood l Clifford l Irwin

Compliments: your hair holy shit i love it so fucking much

Random Song: Drown - Bring Me The Horizon 

Small Blurb: You were typically a quieter girl, keeping to yourself for the most part, only having a few close friends. You enjoyed not being overly social as that concept frightened you quite a bit. You couldn't wrap your head around the idea of wanting to go to a party to get drunk and dance with a bunch of people you didn't know. And that is why you were sitting atop your roof at midnight on a Friday night, watching the stars. Just as you slipped back down onto your balcony and were about to climb back in through your window, you heard a smashing sound, followed by a string of curse words. You turned your head, looking out at the street, seeing a boy staring down at the broken bottle. You simply rolled your eyes, as he was just another drunk teen on his way home from a party. Normally you would just ignore him, however you hear a muffled sob and as you look back at the boy you see him sitting on the curb, head in his hands. You slip into your room and quietly walk downstairs, sliding on your shoes before walking out and sitting down next to him. You recognize him as Ashton, a boy from your maths class, you had only talked a few times so he took you by surprise as he immediately wraps himself around you once he realized who you were. Your eyes widen quickly but you slowly adjust, your arms finding their place around him as you allow him to sob into your shoulder. Clearly Ashton was an emotional drunk. After what felt like forever of sitting there you manage to convince him to get up and come inside with you. Quietly you two head up to your room, trying not to wake your parents. You set Ashton up on the couch in your room and he falls asleep quickly, as do you once you crawl into bed. But to your surprise, when you open your eyes the next morning, Ashton had made his way onto your bed and wrapped himself around you. And even more surprising, you didn't mind.

No More Please!!!

[favouritegoodbye]

Hi baby, how was your day? Did you smile? Drink lots of water or yummy drinks? And eat food you like? See acute human or animal? I hope you did bc you deserve it & I ship you with michael 😌

Oh my goodness thank you so much this was much needed :-) And wow I have never been shipped with Michael before. Thank you love!! :-)

Ship: Hemmings | Hood | Irwin | Clifford

Best Friend: Hemmings | Hood | Irwin | Clifford

Why I ship you two: At fist I was thinking Michael cos of the hair, so stereotypical i know. But I put him as your best friend cos then you two could have a hella great time dying each others hair. I ship you with Ashton because of what you sent me. You seem really really really nice and I think you and Ashton are very alike that way and you'd get along great!

Song on shuffle: Ever After - Marianas Trench

Compliment:I L O V E Y O U H A I R. Youre so stunning holy.

IM SWIMMING IN SHIPS NO MORE PLEASE!!!

[infinitlai]

Unpopular opinion: I fucking love ashtons hair rn I hope he keeps it that length for awhile

YES

[pvnkrockprncess]

I was tagged by thesaucyfive ;)

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people then link them in the post.

Rule 4: Tell them you tagged them. My questions:  1. Describe the weirdest dream you ever had. I used to have a reoccurring dream that I would go into a pitch black basement that EVERYTHING was black except this mattress in the center, and I would go and sit and then this boy would come out of the darkness and sit with me and we would have different conversations every night! Then he would kiss me and then leave and I would wake up. About 6 years later, I met the boy in real life at my camp... 2. Who, or what do you look up to? My mom. Hands down. My mom is a single parent and is the only family member I have that really sticks to me and takes care of me...it's always been me and her, and seeing as though we aren't very rich or anything, we've always shared a room...so she's more my roommate/best friend. 3. What is the nicest compliment anyone has ever given you? I've had someone tell me that i'm perfect, but my all time favourite compliment is when the children I take care of say that I'm their favourite and they wish I was their sibling... 4. What are your top favorite artists, list them all if you can! Otherwise (My tattoo is a lyric from them in the lead singer's handwriting), Ed Sheeran (been listening to him for 4 years now), Panic! At The Disco, All Time Low...I like music. 5. Describe your ideal partner Funny, outgoing, sensitive, trustworthy, honest, doesn't take self seriously, lightly teases, musically talented (doesn't HAVE to be), and HAS to get along with my mom. 6. What’s one of the funniest experiences you ever had? That's a good question but my entire life is funny...how about when I went to the Otherwise/Three Days Grace concert and I was looking at the Otherwise autograph saying I had to buy it and I hear above me "We're right here" and I almost peed when I saw the drummer and guitarist right there... 7. If you could choose any animal in the world to have as a pet, what would it be? A GIRAFFE. HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION. 8. Ruling out money problems, what would your dream job be and why? Independent Director...I've wanted to be the female Tim Burton for as long as I can remember...I really want it. 9. If you could choose any talent to have, what would it be? Playing more than one instrument...like ukulele, guitar, piano, drums, bass, and A LOT MORE. 10. Tell me at least 3 or more things that you love about your appearance and/or personality.  I like my eyes a lot...they change colour. I like that I care more about others than myself, just because I feel like it makes things easier. I like that I can make people laugh without realizing I do it... 11. If you have a fav, tell me why you love him; if not describe to me why or what you absolutely love about the boys! Michael Clifford where to start...Michael was the one who jumped out to me immediately because of his eyes and giggle...then I slowly began to realize how alike we were. We had the same interests and the same humour, and the same punk rock intentions when neither of us can pull off the badass personality...he seemed like someone I could get along with and that would understand me. He holds a deep place in my heart, and I would like nothing more than to hug him and give him a cuddle and tell him that no matter what he hears, he is a brilliant human being. HERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU: 1. If you were a grape, who would you let eat you? 2. Favourite Disney character and why? 3. If you could be any mythological creature, what would you be? 4. What book has touched you most, and why? 5. Would you rather spend an afternoon with your family or you friends? 6. What cartoon did you grow up with, and who was your favourite character? 7. Favourite quote? 8. If you were the opposite gender for a day, what would you do? 9. Which of the boys would you like to swap places with for a week? Why? 10. What 5 people would you want to be stuck in a room with forever? 11. Number one quality in a partner? And I tag you lovelies: whyisthisbitchevenonacomputer, skateboarderlucas, cliffordfab, hellaclemmo, ashtagrams, ashtons-little-pony, hemmosbutt, stupid5sosblog, rainyhemmings, 5soslooks-soperfect, twentyonehemmings

[whisperirwin-blog]

I ship you with luke bc it'd be super cute, like the two of you could go on little dates and sit in the park and listen to nirvana and cuddle :)

Awe thank you <3 c:

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5SOS ship + why - Michael because omfg he'd 110% let you practice your makeup stuff with him as long as you promised to never tell anyone xDLittle blurb - Yours and Michael's relationship typically consisted of a lot of enjoying each other's company at home, quietly, together...whether it was playing video games, sifting through your drawers upon drawers of makeup supplies, cuddling, eating...whatever the two of you were up to, it was always just a very enjoyable time because you had each other.  That's why when Michael jumped up from his video game after looking at the time on his phone, and suggested an impromptu adventure, you were slightly shocked.  You smiled and went along with it though, thinking it might be nice to just get out and explore - for it wasn't something you did often these days.  Michael ran upstairs to put a proper pair of pants on - which he rarely had on around the house (although you weren't complaining) - before grabbing his phone off the couch, and squeezing your side gently as he walked toward the door.  "Coming?" he asked, looking back over his shoulder to you.  You laughed and followed his lead as he practically skipped out the door and off the front porch, "yes, right behind you, Mikey".  You wondered what had gotten into him as he reached for your hand and swung it childishly as the two of you walked down the sidewalk, fingers intertwined.  As you came up to the park at the end of your street, he began to turn up the path, "let's go this way!".  You laughed at his eagerness and followed along, when suddenly you heard a familiar voice and giggle in the distance.  Michael didn't seem to notice as he continued along, but you definitely recognized the voices that seemed to be just over the crest of the hill.  As you rounded the top of the hill, Michael just sighed, "you fucking idiots!" he brought his hand to his forehead in disappointment as his bandmates scattered across the field.  Ashton gave up running and just started laughing before turning back to walk toward you guys, "Sorry Mikey.  We tried man.  But the birds just wouldn't fuck off.  So we had to act as scarecrows, ya know?" he managed to spit out the words in between huffs of exhaustion and hysterical laughing.  Calum walked over to join you next, "Yeah sorry man, genuine effort here.  It's Luke's fault.  He's an awful scarecrow".  Luke frowned as he walked up behind Calum, "At least I can lay a picnic blanket on the ground without fucking up", he retorted looking directly at Calum.  You laughed and shook your head as Michael turned toward you, "Okay well remind me to never get these idiots to set up a date again - but there's a picnic waiting for us if you're even remotely interested still...I mean it was supposed to be a surprise - a nice lunch for the two of us - but these idiots decided to stick around so you can thank them for the lack of intimacy".  The three boys broke into a fit of hysterics once more as you leaned up to kiss your boyfriend, "Get a roooooom" Calum muttered jokingly.  "I tried Calum, I genuinely tried - but you decided to stick around a little too long, that's not my fault" Michael shot back before pushing the boys aside and walking toward the blanket and picnic basket that were set out on the hill for the two of you to enjoy.5SOS bestfriend - Ashton1D ship - LouisBlog rate - 8/10Compliment - Your sidebar oh god...also you're really pretty, like makeup/eyebrow/selfie games all so strong damn <3

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[quititness]

OMG VANESSA IM SO PROUD OF YOU OMG YAY BABY YOU GO! 😍🙈 & you know I ship you and Luke harder then my desire to bang Ashton

THANK YOU BABE 😘 😁 & the fact that you ship is so hard is just my favorite thing in the world. 

Ship: so needless to say that YOU AND MICHAEL ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED AND I’M GOING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN AND I’LL BUY CAKE AND YOU GUYS ARE MY OTP I SHIP IT FOREVER. 

bestfriend: Cal, cause you’re a cutie and he’s a cute and you’ll be cutie besties. 

compliment: babe, you’re perfect, you’re face was craved by angels and like you’re just going to be my woman crush forever until like forever. okay? okay 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

random song: The Limit To Your Love -Feist 

I GIVE OUT SHIPS BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE 

[pretty5sosfam-blog]

Aw baby, thank you so much💕🙈

no problem, gorgeous :)