Judge me all you want, but i'm still better.

My name is Asia, I am 19, and I am a fucking awesome person. I love to pretend I can cook and i'm overly excitable. I'm warning you now, I have a serious obsession with giraffes...and Batman...can't forget about Batman.

[spencereid]

mgc + positivity (michael and i know you can push through whatever you’re going through. i know it’s hard but me and michael and everyone else believes in you. you got this. i love you and stay safe.)

[oxytreza]

Shit, my tea.

Everyone at some point in their life (via oxytreza)

[calums5os-deactivated20180510]

Calum5sos: @5SOS why would I risk my life to cross the road? it’s called common sense motherfucker I’m out

[whatanicedayforrevolution]

[lunalovemegewd-deactivated20150]

There is no better post on this site.

[kindness-and-horses]

look at all these snoofs

[5secondsofsummerisoutofmylimit]

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[spidderboy]

// castaway lockscreen // 

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[thriftedrose]

with finals week very quickly approaching I think we could all use a little motivation… thank u to my cute cup for encouraging me ❤️📝☕️

[elenamorelli]

[luekhemmings]

[oceanakauai-deactivated20140602]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

I am a strong person. But every once in a while I would like someone to hold my hand and tell me things are going to be OK.

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UGH THIS.

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Facts.

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[messiejoore]

[aeyelaeyen]

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[actuallyali]

what

[ajollyhappysoulpunk-deactivated]

I actually started screaming “AM I MOR-” really loudly and now I’m amazed and embarrassed at the same time.

[pixcorpses]

[michaelupdates]

[animalsnaps]

[my-teen-quote]

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