Why is Chicken Banana so catchy?!
Buckle up, buttercup, Mr.Poe just woke up!
I was just scrolling through videos like a normal person, when I heard it. “Chiiiiicken… bananaaaa~” And I don’t know what happened after that because my brain… left.
I thought it would be one of those weird little sounds you hear once and forget. But no. This thing moved in. Rent-free. It’s now living in my head next to that one Vine of the kid saying “fre shavocado.”
I caught myself humming it while washing dishes. Humming. A fake song. About tasty-animal and fruit.
And you know what? I kind of get it. These Gen Alpha kids are out here creating unhinged masterpieces while I’m struggling to remember if I took my allergy meds. Their sense of humor is bizarre, surreal, and terrifyingly effective. I salute them. I fear them. (but they gotta chill out a bit too)
I’m saying this is not a type of song I want in my head. And why is it so catchy?!
Sighed, wrote, and had a snack, Mr. Poe’s off, might not come back!
