Johnny or Amanda for the meme?
why not both?
johnny
favorite thing about them: every good song ever written is about him, it’s kind of insane that they did that
least favorite thing about them: bad taste in interior design
favorite line: yeah he’s a sexual, too (johnny you are so funny)
brOTP: johnny-sam dirtbag power hour
OTP: lawrusso--though i also want to put it out there that i absolutely understand why carmen is interested in him??? there are probably a total of 10 men living in the continental u.s. who would stick by their own disabled child, let alone someone else’s. he even did an art heist to support him! i’m surprised that doesn’t resonate with more people on here
nOTP: also lawrusso. i’m an ugly familial relationship girl, so i’m way more invested in his relationship with kreese and the epic dynastic drama that’s inexplicably unfurling around a children’s karate dojo
random headcanon: the parking lot stranglehold caused real lasting neurological damage; kreese had him in his grasp for a long time and this would answer a lot of questions about why johnny is the way he is as an adult
unpopular opinion: i don’t think he’s lying at all about his senior year (nor do i think daniel is, tbh.) memory is subjective, and his recollection seems true to the emotionally charged way a someone would remember being a kid who’s trying and failing to hold on to the only two people who really treat him like he matters, at great expense to himself
song i associate with them: lonesome, on’ry and mean; waylon jennings (see what i mean?!)
favorite picture of them: the look he gives his female equivalent after she rams into him at the bar was real cute
amanda
favorite thing about them: courtney henggeler
least favorite thing about them: she was a much meaner in season 1, which i miss because i love mean women
favorite line: i can’t believe she compared her relationship with daniel to an open head wound asdfhasd
brOTP: with anoush, it’s so important to have a personal assistant you can bitch with
OTP: amanda/keeping the house in the divorce
nOTP: none that i’ve seen??
random headcanon: because cobra kai is a show about gay people who are never coming out of the closet, i mainly see the larusso’s marriage as a business arrangement. amanda is a softball lesbian (basically confirmed by that anecdote she told tory)
unpopular opinion: uhhh... also none? i haven’t seen too many amanda hot takes
song i associate with them: for the life of me i can’t think of one, she’s kind of more of a greek choir than a character as such
favorite picture of them: can it be anything other than the time she slapped kreese in the face?
