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Darkiishu: Tall people are the enemy.

Anti: I can't hear you hating from all the way down there.

Darkiishu: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't know until it's too late.

Darkiishu: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?

Peevils: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Dark: Tackle him.

Wilford: Kick him in the shin.

Anti: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

Darkiishu: I know we don't always see eye to eye but-

Anti: That's because you're too short.

Dark: Hey!

Darkiishu: There are over 1 million words and none of them describe how much I want to hit your face with a chair.

Darkiishu: So, how have you been?

Peevils: Fine. Except for this headache, it comes and go.

Anti: *enters the room*

Peevils: Oh look it's back.

Darkiishu: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable.

Dark: I only said six words.

Darkiishu: And yet here I am, boiling over with hate.

Darkiishu: You're so sweet & cute and precious.

Anti: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.

Darkiishu: How cute.

Peevils: This is my girlfriend, Darkiishu, and this is Darkiishu's boyfriend, Anti.

Dark: Oh... Wait, sorry. What's the situation?

Peevils: What do you mean?

Dark: How does it work?

Peevils: Darkiishu is straight, but she's gay for me, but she's straight for Anti. I'm really gay for Darkiishu and I hate Anti.

Darkiishu: It's not that complicated.

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