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Wilardo: Are you seeing anyone?

Ashe, flustered: No?

Wilardo: Well, you should. I think a therapist could really help with your issues.

Ashe: W-who do i shoot?

Wilardo: them!

Clone Wilardo: no! they’re lying! remember? I love you.

Ashe: *shoots the clone*

Wilardo: what the-

Ashe: you never say ‘I love you’ to me

Ashe: hey I can’t sleep

Wilardo: well I can. Good night

Ashe: How do I look?

Wilardo: With your eyes

Wilardo: I want someone to take me out

Ashe: like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Wilardo: surprise me

claire: so whats ashe to you?

wilardo: hes the reason i wake up in the morning

claire: aww thats cute

ashe, banging pans together at 5 am: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

Wilardo to ashe: hey did you fall from heaven?

Wilardo: because so did satan

Ashe: wil, am I pretty?

Wilardo: yeah, pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are

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