#wild kratts shitposts

[lespoopypodle]

Zach needs to go outside and touch grass so badly. Look how pale this skrunkly man is

[lespoopypodle]

He looks like if a bear came into the jet and ate him he’d be relieved cuz he wouldn’t have to deal with Donita. But then the bear would be in danger

[lespoopypodle]

Also I’ll give Gourmand some credit on one thing. Donita has Dabio, Zach has his Zachbots, Paisley Paver had that twunk, but Gourmand doesn’t have any assistance. He’s also not afraid to kill a bitch, whether it be an animal or a miniature Kratt Brother side dish (the fandom does have a point about cannabalism, like who does he think he is, Alastor?)

[lespoopypodle]

Sibling goals

[lespoopypodle]

Hold on I️ just realized something. Do they have passports? Cuz like they have the Tortuga so it’s not like they have to go thru Customs but I️ feel like if you perhaps had a private plane and crossed the border you’d still have to do some paperwork. Because it’s not like Bad People don’t exist in their universe (do the villains have pass ports) , enslaving animals to do your bidding or be a fashion item is Not Cool. And Gourmand is literally willing to kill to get what he wants, he’d probably actually eat one of them as a side dish.

[lespoopypodle]

I️ think they were trying out a new animation style where Zach gets to be insane in the membrane

[lespoopypodle]

One hill I️ will die on is that Zach would make for a good humanformers Starscream

[lespoopypodle]

Okay guys. While I’m at work make a compilation of Chris (and Martin) eating stuff he’s not supposed to. Like Tazzy Chris eating bones and probs trying to eat carian, Gazelle Chris eating grass etc.