#wildfl0wer rambles

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goal: i want somebody to love me the way jared padalecki loves his wife. boy literally stops mid-sentence and goes all 😍😍😍 every time he sees her.

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my celebrity crushes!

i did the same thing on my previous fan blog (r.i.p. scxttish-p0tath0e), so i’m bringing it back for shits and giggles and also watch the bisexual hoe in me absolutely JUMP OUT

in no particular order:

1. zendaya coleman

literally so fucking beautiful #number one girl crush forever

2. kat mcnamara

baby girl went and snatched all my uwus 🥺🥺

3. chris daddy evans

4. calum hood

how am i supposed to cope with this?!?

5. gavin leatherwood

thank you very much, chilling adventures of sabrina, i can never repay you!

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me and @irwinkitten are screaming at each other about our various harry potter theories/headcanons and i’m honestly loving every single bit of it

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holy shit i’m actually done with the semester

holy s h i t

it actually happened

i passed my anatomy and physiology class with an A (thank fuck, honestly)

but what’s even better is

i passed my college algebra class with a B!!

jesus fucking shit i fucking hate math

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trump dying from ‘rona would be the redemption arc that 2020 desperately needs

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i think i finally figured out the psychology behind why i want to change my name.

it’s because people frequently call me by the wrong name. instead of my full name (bethany), people call me brittany or stephanie. makes me feel like i must be totally forgettable.

i want to change my name to tora so people don’t forget me.

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sorry, y’all, i’m about to go on a diego hargreeves reblogging frenzy. if y’all aren’t interested, you can filter out ‘tua tag’ 💛

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3 things about watching suite life of zach & cody with the 8-year-old i’m babysitting:

the NOSTALGIA

blatant fatphobia

london tipton reminds me why i fuckin hate rich people