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this is canon i saw (hehe) this myself on hoffman's phone

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coffinshipping if u even care
this is canon i saw (hehe) this myself on hoffman's phone
you are mrow to me everytime I see one of your posts I feel like a swiftie winning free tickets to taylor swift's latest concert or somethih
hejsdkfs i am honoured 🫡 i will be sure to continue posting whatever pops into my head
heyeeyeeyeyyy good way early morning for you
HIHIHIHIHIHI HAI ROSS !!!! well you see my body usually wakes up on its own after 8 nice hours of sleep ehehe HOW ARE U🔥🔥🔥🔥
everything’s exploding
WITH YOUR FEET ON THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON GROUNDDDD
BANGERRRR
tbh I feel like Peter either is or was a methhead
Paranoia, extreme sleep deprivation, etc. it’s literally known to be used by workaholics & people trying to get through exams.
A former meth user I talked to described it “like caffeine” except more extreme.
Also there’s just no way he isn’t a user of SOMETHING. I know a lotta people joke abt him being on coke but I feel like crystal or base meth is more similar to the highs people joke about Peter getting on.
This is a stupid ramble based on shitposts and personal experience but what do you think?
hhhmmm i do like the idea i think he previously did meth BUT what if he stopped when lindsey became his partner bc she noticed and ofc shes not the kinda woman to just be there and not try to help !!!!
it was hard for him to recover bc he always felt like he needed it to work but hes doing much better now he just now consumes an insane amount of coffee but hey at least it cant kill you
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AAEE THESE ARE SO CUTE :3
so obsessed with idea of pete as a cat dad… this is canon… to me….
IKR peter jr is canon TO ME !!!! i just think that it was love at first sight ehehehe
i like to think that they go for walks a lot and once a week they go to the park to play and run around and it's really silly to see strahm wearing his suit running with a cat ,, people always ask strahm if they can pet peter jr and strahm just says "you can try" or "good luck" but every single time someone tries to pet peter jr he climbs onto strahm's shoulders or act like hes gonna bite them
sooooooo you know how I said I wasn’t tired
fell asleep like maybe ten mins after saying that 😭
BWAHSHAHSH dw i assumed you had fallen asleep and i actually thought of sending u an ask saying "well u fell asleep so i guess you WERE sleepy" but i got distracted and forgor