#peter strahm

[mrveryfuckingconfused]

Strahm gets the real good coffee, where the hell is he getting it from, so here's my breakfast

[specialagentpeterdavidstrahm]

Are you really starving yourself so Mark can eat more or is his cooking bad

His cooking is great.

I'll just leave it at that.

[my-vein-ruptured-again]

okay okay…I’ve got a lead. I think. I watch a lot of true crime stuff, so I’m pretty sure this counts as a lead?? I was walking home from work with two of my friends when we saw someone walking out of an old factory on the sketchy part of town. I’m pretty sure it was a dude, he was built like a brick wall and dressed in all black. Saw on the news the next day that they found a victim there…I just didn’t want to get caught up in that guy’s way. Now I wish I could remember more about him.

"What? Where was this at, do you remember? I need to get Laura filled in on this too, she'll help. We need to get you in here for a formal statement, because this could be crucial. Do you remember how the victim was killed or found? What are your friends names?" He pauses. "Would they be up for questioning too..?"

[my-vein-ruptured-again]

are you bald on the inside

"No..? What does this even mean? Why are you asking me this?"

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Is there a particular reason why you don't want me to be friends with your husband? It's a genuine question, I am a little bit confused 😕

- @specialagent-lindseyperez

No issues with the two of you personally, it's the potential you have to rain hell on my life should you decide to work together.

[hyperfixation-what]

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[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

I heard you're getting married! Congrats 🫣

@specialagent-lindseyperez

Thanks, want to make a bet for who dies first?

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Saw a man drinking iced coffee. Made me laugh.

— Mark.

Was it Gordon?