#peter strahm

[specialagentpeterdavidstrahm]

Keep an eye on ur turkey baster

What the hell are you talking about?

[specialagentpeterdavidstrahm]

Wats up

Picking out light fixtures. Exciting, right?

I've been doing this since 6 a.m.

[gr3yxxf3lix]

why are there ai women on the coffinshipping tag😕😕😕i just want to,look at yaoi

[strahm-is-writing-something]

Why are u always talking abt Hoffman bro

It’s hard not to talk about the idiot and moron you spend most of the day with.

Thank you for the question, dear anonymous.

[sidacer]

Hoffman posted this ig

It's based on a meme I saw recently, but I can't find it?? Idk maybe I dreamed it

[mysticmumbles]

real question. how can I get peter strahm’s voluptuous eyelashes to replace my pencil thin ones??

[my-vein-ruptured-again]

gently sneaks 3 grains of rice into your pocket

"No. Just no, why would you do that... No..."

[my-vein-ruptured-again]

i want to know if you, specifically, are bald on the inside. this is a question for you.

"...No... I'm not, and if i was, how would I figure it out??"