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William : Hand me the people opener.

Henry: ...

Henry: Pardon?

William , annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!

Henry, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

William : How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Henry: Knife. It's called a knife.

WILLIAM WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED YOU TO DIE

William: In my defense, your honor, I simply do not Vibe with the law

@dialtownfunfair sent: "What was that thing ya said? "Li'l boo boo kitty fuck"??" -norm DNJSHF I HAD TO...

— ˗ˏˋ ❝ To be honest ? I don't remember . . . that does sound like somethin' I'd say though ! Heh ! ❞ William takes a pause.

❝ Wait a minute . . . Ain't 'kitty fuck' whatcha call the mayor ? ❞

I'm bored

Hi bored, I’m tempted to stab you.

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