Your uomas taste bad. Fix them.
I tried some on the way through fog canyon and it was like eating an angry plastic bag. The tentacles are fine though, like sucking up noodles. Could you fix the main bit though?
Sincerely, Willoh.
They are... They are made that way because no one is meant to consume them!!!
How is it that your stomach hasn't disintegrated yet?
Oh, and you are prohibited from entering Fog Canyon. You cannot harm my people like that. Ever again.

















