#willohfficial

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

*When you check your fridge, you see a long necked bug has tunneled through the fridge and organ wall, and is placing your fog juice supply into a satchel*

Hi!

I live in Lurien's walls but his fridge is empty so I needed to get food.

Thanks!

@willohfficial

What the finest fuck is a "fridge"...?

My fog juice ingredients are tucked away securely, you could not possibly know where I keep them...

Did. Did you place something in my Organ only to steal from it...?

[pharloom-white-knight]

Happy weaveday! Here, have some cookware! (Thrown non-aggressively, btw)

@willohfficial

Oh, thank you, Willoh! It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm glad to see you well.

Thank you for the gift as well! I'm sure I can put these to good use!

[sweet-gentle-fairgrace]

*picks him up and yeets him*

(@willohfficial, @kipsrealblog)

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

I'm putting you into a stew when you're dead.

...

Nothing personal, just I've never eaten a silk being before and you're right there, so...

*looks out the window at the angry mob gathering*

Nevermind nevermind NEVERMIND *runs away*

@willohfficial

COWARD! I myself shall give thee a proper reason to flee!

[sweet-gentle-fairgrace]

*You have been given a robe*

Enjoy your late snowmoon gift!

*The robe is made of bay leaves, and upon closer inspection, there are various spices coating the interior*

@willohfficial

... Well at least it smells nice, I guess...