#wilt foster's

[dialupdoodles]

Finally finished my drawing of my two adorkable comfort characters meeting each other at some sort of location that has the Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network logos framed. I did it because I can. That and I think Wilt and SpongeBob would actually get along great if they were to meet.

[bensect]

a non-exhaustive list of absolutely ridiculous shit that wilt has done

Was so bad at saying no to people asking for help that he ended up in JAIL twice in the same episode, once for holding a bag of money for a bank robber and once for delivering pizza to the police (after being unable to say no to some prisoners who wanted to escape, and escaping) and promptly being put back in jail

Offered to starve first on a camping trip when there was no food

Got himself stuck in quicksand while trying to help someone during the same camping trip, and proceeded to apologize for sinking into the quicksand

Gave up his bed in the first episode and slept UNDER the bed for the entire rest of the show

Offered to “punish himself” for doing something bad

Spent an entire afternoon covering for two characters who STOLE A BUS that another character needed to use for errands, doing everything including pushing the head of the house down the stairs so he wouldn’t find out what happened to the bus

Ended up in jail a third time because he turned himself in for breaking ridiculous rules like “no standing on the rug”

Ended up in jail a FOURTH time because he helped some guys loading furniture into a truck and it turned out that they were burglars

Spent hours of his time on a time-sensitive cross-country trip mowing everybody’s lawn that he passed by because they seemed so busy to let their lawn grow like that

And there’s definitely more but I can’t remember off the top of my head

[bensect]

aka i saw some “people” covers and i think i’m hilarious