Nov 10, 2017
Ladies, you never know, it could be You!
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Ladies, you never know, it could be You!
u: hey are u bi?
me: ...i'm bi-winning :~)
You guys wanna know what I did today?
Well I'll tell ya what I did today.
Today, I conquered the shopping world by buying two bracelets, eighteen bangles, one necklace, one sweater, two cardigans, one suede jacket, and the most perfect trench coat to ever be made.
Now, you're probably thinking to yourself, "Wow, Kalz. That's a whole lotta merchandise. Must've cost you your firstborn child and your mother's soul."
Well friend, that's where you're wrong.
Today, I claimed all of that shit for $35.
fUCKING $35 AMERICAN DOLLARS.
FUCK, BUT I LOVE IT WHEN I WIN.
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I just acquired Peter and the Wolf as narrated by Patrick fucking Stewart.
This is for you, Poplock.
I'm not bipolar.
i'm biwinning