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After two years-i FINALLY beat Tears of the kingdom.

#THE WAY I WAS FLUNKING FIGHTING GANON WAS SO BAAAD #i had next to no problem with his first phase #BUT G'DAMN I COULD NO FLURRY RUSE OR PARRY FOR THE LIFE OF MEEEE #none of my hearts got perm destoryed tho so #win there #god that was nerve wracking #third phase was so dope tho #a epic easy final battle after the nightmare of ganondorf #such a good game #now i can start a new save~

u: hey are u bi?

me: ...i'm bi-winning :~)

#win here #win there #win win #everywhere #i thought this was funny #i think im funny #who knows #bisexuality #biseuxal #bi #funny #gay post

You guys wanna know what I did today?

Well I'll tell ya what I did today.

Today, I conquered the shopping world by buying two bracelets, eighteen bangles, one necklace, one sweater, two cardigans, one suede jacket, and the most perfect trench coat to ever be made.

Now, you're probably thinking to yourself, "Wow, Kalz. That's a whole lotta merchandise. Must've cost you your firstborn child and your mother's soul."

Well friend, that's where you're wrong.

Today, I claimed all of that shit for $35.

fUCKING $35 AMERICAN DOLLARS.

FUCK, BUT I LOVE IT WHEN I WIN.