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haiiii have wincezam stargazing because i got bored in class
OUHHHHHH WINCEZAM MY WINCEZAMMKKKK HAHAHAGHASF ZAM LOOKS SO CONFUSED AND WEMMBUS SO SMUG FOR NONREASON😭😭😭😭 oh my Ggod inloveee uour uu zam design so much 😭😭😭 scorpion zam my beloved ...... also love the gold and ourple accessories they have to rep each other <3 most cutieful creatures on earth (they have about 10000 combined warcrimes between them and are both on the no fly list)
Suppers. Back with more insight on the toxic double date off. because that was the plan when i wrote that at like 3 am i wish i knew more about what i was thinking at the time but i dont.
for legal reasons i'll be calling uu zam Prince and Ls Zam gets well Zam and UU wemmbu gets Wemm and Ls wemmbu gets Bu
However, I picture it going a little like....
Wemm wanting to show prince the testing server and taking him only to find Bu and Zam fishing with a nice little picnic. (maybe an egg) all of them look at eachother with that one spiderman meme. I think of Zam trying to shield Bu as if he can do anything and Bu doing the same at the same time. And Wemm just laughs at them Because wow. Pathetic much?
FOR LEGAL REASONS IS CRAZY ... omg is fishing just zincewams default activity now 😭😭😭😭 jet and its fishing obsession istg /lh
hmmmmm while that would be fun to write, the thing is im sure zam could definitely do something and i dont think her first instinct would be to shield uu!wemm it would probably be to fight uu!zam because while ls!zams default instinct is to run, if she has enough resolve to kill someone (i.e. flame) she will not hesitate before going in for the kill. so it would maybe go like uu wemmbu tries to shield ls zam before she whips out a sword and immediately tries to stab uu zam LMAO. this certainly is fun to chew on tho... thank u for the extra inspo teehee
https://archiveofourown.org/series/4749919
okay thanks to popular demand all of my wincezam/zincewam works have now been reuploaded to ao3. there's some edits there for better flow or extra bits but it should overall be the same here and there
Hi hi hi thinking about winczam in the way of the 2 Zams meeting and the 2 Wemmbu meeting while on their own dates.... okay thank you bye <3
hiii hello good morning! oh my glob thats such a good idea ... Waaaaait no come back elaborate more with me on this one. @daylilie you come too
okay so writing a stupid little wincezam thing since i just finished rewatching wemmbu’s s5 orbital cannon arc lmao BUT
OKAY SO the premise is that ls!wemmbu exploits back onto uu whenever he needs to reset and cool off (eg. being farmed by ash). Basically focusing on all the lulls in between all the chaos on ls :)
thinking of structuring it like a 3+1 but idkkk we’ll see
tldr ls!wemmbu goes to find his toxic yaoi wife whenever he needs to think and scheme off lifesteal. They make each other infinitely worse
yeah thats basically it <3
OHHHHH YESSSS YESS YES YEAHHHHH YESSS OHHHHH FUCKNYEAHHHHHH. FUCK YWASS OH MY GOD IM SO GLAD TO LIVE IN A TIMELIEN WHERE WINCEZAM EXISTS 💥💥💥💥💥💥
thats actually so good... going to visit my toxic yaoi wife whenever i get tired of being murdered over and over
hiiiiiii jet @jumped-for-the-yaoi @daylilie (idk which acc to tag so i just did both) . guess who decided to write wincezam (i fucking love that name so damn much can you Tell)
cw they do like makeout and wemmbu is implied to have a boner at some point? idk lol i wrote most of this in a rage last night while i was still post limited it hasnt been edited
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“Ugh. Dude, this is like, the third time this week, Wemmbu. Can you like, try and be a little more normal about me?”
Zam rolls her eyes at him when his guards drag Wemmbu into the throne room, the clothes he'd borrowed (well, stolen, but on Lifesteal, there really wasn't much of a difference) from his doppelganger slightly stained with soot and redstone.
Zam’s smiling as he looks down at Wemmbu, a brilliant light glowing from the sunny halo that encircles his head. He wants to rip it from Zam’s skull and use it to slit his throat— but Flamefrags is standing just a block away with a netherite sword, and while Wemmbu could probably survive it with the same exploits that got him on here in the first place, he'd really rather not reveal his hand immediately.
Also, Zam’s rather nice to look at when he’s acting all confident like this. It makes Wemmbu wonder if he could've pushed his own Zam into acting a little more like this, if he just turned up the pressure a little more, pushed her buttons until she could no longer deny the blood on his hands.