i just wrote the weirdest/sweetest body horror adjacent metaphor for love. we’re so killing it tonight with byler my friends...

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i just wrote the weirdest/sweetest body horror adjacent metaphor for love. we’re so killing it tonight with byler my friends...
I Will Be There When You Fall (Geralt x Yen)
Summary: The air around her was quiet, no sound of battle cries or clashes of iron. No screams of pain or the voices of others clattering around in her head; if she hadn’t picked up the steady, slow, heartbeat of another, Yennefer would have sworn she was alone.
Pairing: Geralt x Yennefer
Word Count: 1.5k+
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None
A/N: In no way am I claiming this as accurate to the books and/or video games. I needed to scratch an itch after finishing season 1 of The Witcher on Netflix and this is what came to mind.
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The first thing her brain registered was pain. Her abdomen protested with every breath she took and her head ached like it never had before. Not brave enough to open her eyes just yet, fearful of what she would find, Yennefer began a mental check of her person. Her limbs felt heavy, as if someone had tied weights to her wrists and ankles, and she could feel tremors of exhaustion and pain ripple through her when she tried to move. The fact that she could move after some effort meant that she had survived and that, in and of itself, surprised her.
The air around her was quiet, no sound of battle cries or clashes of iron. No screams of pain or the voices of others clattering around in her head; if she hadn’t picked up the steady, slow, heartbeat of another, Yennefer would have sworn she was alone.
“Yennefer,” his voice was low and gravely and her heart clenched at the sound.
It was a voice she hadn’t heard in ages, one she had sworn she never wanted to hear again. Her brows furrowed and Yennefer shifted away as his boots scuffed against the dirt floor. This couldn’t be real, he wasn’t supposed to be here. The last time they’d seen each other they had separated on less than ideal terms and being war fatigued, bruised and bloody was not how Yennefer planned on walking back into his life. She’d wanted something with more class, more glam, and ideally where he was the one in need of her help.
A calloused thumb ghosted across Yennefer’s cheek and coaxed her head back, being careful not to rattle her anymore than necessary. “Come on Yen. Open your eyes.”
Yennefer groaned and swiped at the hand on her face. If he would just let her drift back off into oblivion she could sink back into the peaceful darkness and ignore anything and everything that awaited her, but his continued attention wouldn’t allow it.
Her lashes fluttered against her cheek and Yennefer groaned again when everything in her sight was blurry. She could make out the flickering of candles across the room, telling her it was past daylight hours, and a few makeshift pieces of furniture that were scattered around the room. A familiar bag of weaponry was propped up beside the door and the silver hair and familiar features of a man she thought was long gone came cleanly into her line of sight.
fwb/situationship byler wherein will decides “if mike wants sex with me i might be able to make him want just me” and forms a plan to woo and make mike fall in love instead, but jokes on him! mike is in this fwb/situationship predicament precisely because he’s actively wooing will. who doesn’t actually need it, seeing as he’s already in love with his lanky nerdy ass, but mike doesn’t know it, does he?
romcom chaos ensues
thinking about occult byler finding occult ways to fight off vecna... occult byler fighting off vecna’s possession and mind tricks in ritualistic gruesome ways because why not try occult when there’s an interdimensional stick psychopath after you... mutually obsessed occult byler save me occult byler with blood rituals SAVE ME
cleradin where paladin mike is presumed dead since he went missing after his mission and cleric will who was partially in charge of his funeral volunteered to be his sin-eater (aka the person who cosumes a piece of bread or a glass of ale off the chest of the deceased which signifies, well, sin-eating and a form of spiritual cleansing for the dead) but since mike’s body was never found will had to lay his cape and shield and sword instead and he cried at the altar shoving the bread down his throat becoming even more ostracised than he already was without mike since sin-eating meant to taint the souls of those who consumed other’s sins and and and
meanwhile mike is heavily wounded and not able to move in some faraway land dreaming of will during recovery and wishing for him to be there with him every night to the point they start sharing their dreams and will doesn’t know whether he loses his mind or gains hope
vampwise college au where vampire mike orders blood from a help the vamp donation centre and sorcerer will donates blood and mike is obsessed with that new blood option and even though it's purified to get rid of a donator's scent or special magic flavour it's still so familiar and comforting and mike CAN'T take it and he doesn't know it's will's blood—will's with whom he shares the flat and is in love with—so when suddenly will gets a magical disease or a common cold and can't donate blood mike loses his mind over a lack of donations from That One Person. funny thing that will smells similar huh. funny thing that it hits mike when will has to perform an intricate bloodletting healing ritual because someone cursed him and it wasn't just a simple cold and mike. mike is willing to lap up every drop of his blood even if it's sick or tainted. he doesn't care. he Needs to know. to Taste
do we want a miwi lore-heavy prequel to the werewise fic im writing? do we fw mike wheeler child neglect angst?
hyperventilating thinking of all the ways i can make william a safe haven for sir michael in cleradin turned werewise au... damaged naked dirty michael falling into the soft arms of william after the first night of the full moon and breaking down at the care in his cautious healing touch... shaking terrified michael clinging to william right before he has to isolate himself and run into the forest to change... barely-conscious michael sagging in relief when william embraces his throbbing head and bestows a kiss upon his hair whispering “i’ll be there for you in the morning ”... just kill me already