#window blankets

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda: Honey, can you wash the window blankets, please?

Peter:... Did you just call the curtains “window blankets”?

[jezzyjane]

little sister: I hate it when dad moves the window blankets

me: I hate it when dad moves the blanket between the living room and the foyer

little sister:No! I mean the window blankets!

me: ...

little sister: ...

me: You mean the curtains?

little sister: *Looks like it was obvious* WINDOW BLANKETS!! I forgot what they were called!

[mood-to-the-max]

So someone opened the curtains in my room and I forgot what they were called so I yelled out "WHO OPENED MY WINDOW BLANKETS" and now I think my mom is concerned about my mental health

[falcon-eye]

One time my friend called curtains "window blankets" because she couldn't remember what they were called.