Just Lady Deadpool and Symbiote Spider-Man Hc's ❤️

some headcanons featuring alternate versions of the merc with a mouth and the webslinger. probably some incorrect quotes and memes, too.

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Peter: ... What are you doing?

Wanda, lying on the floor with her cat: ...Despair

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda: (accidentally brushes Peter’s hand with hers)

Peter: (holds Wanda’s hand aggressively)

Peter: fucking commit to it.

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda: Handcuffs? Wow. You’re so kinky..

Peter: Well, first off I’m a super hero. And two, you’re under arrest.

[vanekairi]

“In the name of the moon I’ll punish you 🌙”

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda: I need your advice.

Peter: I’m not good at advice but, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Peter: you are the definition of an idiot.

Wanda: Really? when did they change it?

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Peter:

Wanda: *pats Peter’s head* Tiny baby.

[bizarnage]

BroWIN-DI on DeviantArt did this amazing series of Spider-Man and Venom throughout the various Spider-Man animated series. Go check him out! https://www.deviantart.com/browin-di

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda : *kisses Peter*

Peter: Uh, what is this?

Wanda: Affection.

Peter: Disgusting.

Peter:

Peter: Do it again.

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda: Haha, you’re short.

Peter: I will saw off your limbs in your sleep, you coward.

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda: Are you my homework?

Peter:

Wanda: Because I’m going to do you all night. ;)

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Peter: Fuck that, actually.

Wanda: Fuck me, actually.

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda: Honey, can you wash the window blankets, please?

Peter:... Did you just call the curtains “window blankets”?

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda:  If my funeral isn’t fun, I don’t want a funeral at all. I need to be the death of the party.

Peter: I don’t think that’s how it works..

Venom: Shh.. Just let her be.

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Peter: Bite me! >:(

Wanda: Where??

Peter (shook):*gasps*

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Peter: Our can opener is broken...

Wanda: So, I guess it’s a CAN’T opener?

Peter: I cannot believe I actually married you.

[spideypoolaustuffs]

Wanda: Ooh! Guess what I’m about to get!

Peter: On my nerves?