#windownon

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Mendel: Hey guys what's up. Tkr: ...... Mendel: What? Whizzer: Aren't you gonna do a meme? Mendel: Haha, I'm done with that silly phase- JUST KIDDING SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION SHREK IS LOVE NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NOW WATCH ME WHIP *whips, nae naes, dabs, memes in general, gets punted out a window*

nope blocked

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Mendel puts a voice box inside the flour sack baby so he can hear his son's first words. Marvin was left alone with the baby one day, but nobody had told him about the voice box. Jason was now the one punted out the window.

i’ve lost all faith in you guys what the hell

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Mendel first learned to whip, who taught it to Cordelia, who taught it to Charlotte, who taught it to Marvin. Marvin tried to teach Whizzer but was once again punted out a window.

WHY IS MARVIN REPEATEDLY THROWN FROM WINDOWS

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Marvin threatened to use flour sack Jason's flour in a cooking recipe and so best flour sack dad Mendel whipped and marvin was thrown out of the window again rip

this shitpost hcs are both killing me and giving me life what the fuck

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also i have a hc that they have this camera with like, a shitton of stupid videos, really out of context (prompted or totally improv) and no one has any idea what they're about anymore, but they just hear /one second/ and start laughing. they never organise it unless the memory is full ;// (based on my experience, i have this video of my friend falling out of bed, lookin up and saying some absurd line i don't remember i die) (in their case it would be falling out of a window lmao)

just a one second video of marvin’s feet disappearing from view out of a window

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Marvin arrives to the Brown household X-files: On Boyfriends: In love Dick: Out Lesbians: Arrive Marvin is forcibly removed from the Brown Household (through the window)

And we’ve come full circle, back to the window shitposts.

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Marvin once was by himself and so he whipped to know what it felt like to be hip He punted himself out the window

i need to start a window punting shame squad

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Maybe the real thrill of first love was the people we punted out of windows along the way...

PSA: If any of you hesitate in sending me an ask because you’re scared or because it might not be “good enough,” remember I answer shit like THIS.