#wine boy

[zei-zei]

only part 1

[stealthywing]

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[stopcallingmybroseajesus]

“The truth is… I love you.” - Elvaid

Danae crossed her arms, giving him an unimpressed look.

"Is it? Because in all honesty, with the way you've been avoiding me says quite the opposite," she huffed.

@you-could-think-im-smart

[asmolbirb]

Anyway I just spent an hour talking to wine boy about his love life and career and how he still has worth even if he hasn’t achieved conventional success and I’m feeling real tender about it but simultaneously real depressed that we only ever have real conversations when he’s drunk so

Instead of coping like a real healthy human being, I’m now thinking about how to translate this into tender Witcher fic lmao, so uhhh hit me up if you’ve got ideas

[stopcallingmybroseajesus]

“You’re staring like you’ve never seen a vampire before.” - Elvaid

"A vampire?" Danae raised an eyebrow. "What are you high on today?" She huffed.

Sure, the fangs felt weird and out of place but... had she really been staring at him like that all that time? ... Maybe? Part of her felt as if all of this was some sort of weird disguise and not real.

With another huff, she finished stretching her left shoulder ans grabbed a sword to offer him.

"Hope you've been practicing like I told you to."

[stopcallingmybroseajesus]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog said he missed you. - Elv

[Danae] u could also admit u miss mr yet here we r

[Danae] miss u 2 wine boy

[stopcallingmybroseajesus]

"G-get off me." - beginner Elv uwu?

Danae grinned, leaning closer to him. "Don't like that, Wine boy? Then you'll have to do better."

She winked, refusing to get off him.

[stopcallingmybroseajesus]

*Pins to floor* I win - Elvaid via God AU

Danae took an instant to gaze at his facial features like the stupidly-in-love-new-deity she was, eyes laying on his lips for perhaps a little longer than should be.

"Do you?!"

She smiled innocently, before kicking him off.